...ah, lunch is here.

Stop, police!

Don't you understand, I lost the perp.!

You know, the sad part is, he wasn't always evil. (evil monkey in the closet)

Angel: shame on you, you march right over there and cheer your friend up. Devil: Don't listen to that sissy, grab a beer and go watch the game. BOOM Angel: Now get your fat ass over to Joe's. Move!

Had a bit of a rouw with a fellow in the steamroom. You don't say! Gave him a cauliflower ear. Bully!

I don't know how to tell you this Mr. Swanson: you're paralyzed from the waist down. I know. ...OH thank god! God I was standing out there for like ten minutes. Haha, whew boy, is that a load off!

...still no sign of the Deaf Team I noticed...

The 100m dash for people afraid of yellow tape.

Did George W. Bush quit after losing the popular vote? NO. Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? NO. Did he quit after knocking that girl up? NO. Did he quit after he got that DUI? NO. Did he quit after getting arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? NO. Did he quit.....

Tony Danza as Joe Swanson...Valerie Bertonelli as Bonnie....and Bea Arthur as Peter Griffin.

YES. YOU SUCK. I RULE. WHO DA MAN. WHO DA MAN.

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