World leaders met earlier today to discuss a possible threat to world peace - the arrival in Thailand of two agents from a place called "Scotchland".
In the corridors of the United Nations's Head-quarters, worried staff could be heard whispering "blah blah Fee and Emily blah blah JD blah foot injury blah blah looking for drug store blah blah bartering blah".
World leaders were left baffled by the mystery attack on the one code-named "Fee" and why the attacker had used a "ninja star" to assassinate her big toe. Even more worrying was the report that they waited until the morning following the attack to go to the chemist to get treatment. UN agents will be sent out to track the "Emily" one to see what she is up to with this "barter" business.
At the end of the day the heads of state instructed the world's best code-crackers to find out what the coded message "JD" means.
the fledgling eaglets have landed! had a first encounter with dan at edinburgh airport and made him buy us our first holiday beer. the travelling bit went without a hitch and arrived bangkok yesterday very, very tired. found a wee pad with aircon, hot shower and semi-collapsing bed and lay on it for some time. ventured out 4 a bit of exploring and sustenance (during which time fee managed 2 get stabbed on the big toe by a "ninja star"!!! feer not tho' she bravely soldiered on and the wound did not even justify a photo!) before retiring to our room with our duty free (jd of course) and more zeds. have awoken this morning dazed and pleasantly confused (wots new?) and r off 2 look for a "local chemist" and digi camera. oh... and emily wants 2 learn how to barter.... as emily says "as fee is an old pro this will b no problem" so love u and leave u 4 now. more soon big fat love from fee and em.
