full moon party and being led astray...
Our heroines in the East have managed to find a cheap computer and have e-mailed an update on their antics on and around the full-moon party on 5th July.
Our innocent travellers appear to have been led astray by wild women and men on their tropical island off Thailand.
Their arduous life still revolves around pool (why they need to sit around a pool when they have all that sea to swim in I don't know), the beach (which they seem to gravitate towards easily in a drunken haze), the use of buckets (there seems to be a shortage of glasses in Thailand - they have to drink out of buckets apparently) and people ranging from pre-pubescent teenagers to toothless pensioners.......
Here is the e-mail received on Friday 13th July (unlucky day for Thailand by all accounts)...
bit of background info on said girls: sarah, 25, mad-as-a-brush, has had encounters with a strange collection of men, including a horrid canadian, who, despite his status as a chum home 2 fetch stuff, took it upon himself (while sarah was in the bathroom) 2 strip bollock naked apart from his shades. as she came out of the bathroom, she was greeted by him spread-eagled on the bed saying "suck me sarah, suck me"! needless to say sarah declined the invitation and it would appear that this led him 2 steal all their money. next up would b paul from plymouth, who depsite appearing 2 b an allround good gorgeous geezer, turned out 2 b a bit of a fibber and wierd 2 boot. 28 year old paul had had no 1:1 contact with the art of condom placement and used expressions like "little paul is really enjoying this"!!
now as 4 jo, 27, also mad as a brush, she appears to have a bit of a penchant 4 19 year old boys. tyson the yank stalker would b an exception 2 this rule, and it has 2 b said her boys were all as cute as ........., specially the lovely jess who starts uni at edinburgh, and who you will all meet in good time.
So......... on to our collective adventures, starting with full moon day. this was filled with excitement, accessory buying and squirty bums. it all kicked off at 9pm with us decorating oursleves in a floro paint type of way & attracting much attention & potential business (fluro-design business that is?!) many buckets (bottle sang-tip, bottle red-bull, can of coke in bucket of ice and drunk through straws). consumed - cheapest way 2 drink, much dancing on the beach until long after sunrise. after-club in hills started on fri at 9am, where much fun and frolics were had, including fees very brief courtship with 80 year old toothless thai wonder! back down 2 a beach bar at 4ish b4 returning 2 the outback 4 pool and buckets. it should b pointed out that fee couldnt walk or c straight, and was rudely described as a liability with a pool cue, but still managed 2 play some blinding games leading 2 some very red-faced boys! fee and em were last spotted stumbling and staggering messily down the beach at midnight.
saturday night was carl's (see previous entry re 23 yr old love puppy) last nite so the intrepid 4 had no choice but 2 party on. promised ourselves moderation which swiftly turned to buckets (jess's idea!) & another all-nighter on the beach. adventures included: em falling in lust with chris (bella the ladyboy from bangkok's mate), but, unsure of his persuasion, she held herself back from jumping his bones; fee falling in "like a lot" with paul the cockney geezer who lives in oz; jo bagging jess; em making a young paranoid english guy cry; & sarah having 2 endure a persistent carl all night.......
the next episode picks up the girls on mon 9th when they decided they had 2 leave haad rin b4 it all got 2 messy........
love y'all
fee & em xxx
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