here is the latest installment received on 31st July - sorry it has not been put up earlier I have been away from all things technological for 10 days.
It appears that the adventures only get more adventurous as our dynamic duo continue to party and gather more diciples along their pilgrimage
4 of us arrived with the 7 oz lads, had a few good nights with them, particularly chris' birthday. the guys decided that the 4 of us were the hardest core canners they had ever met and showed us 'nuff respec in-a-area'.
em and fee got gekko tats which they call buttercup and jambo after 2 beautiful people they met in koh tao. (editors note: what? there was a Hearts supporter in Thailand??) Hski and will of the Oz bunch left for Bangkok, girls chilled on the beach with Sarah and Jo suggesting that fee and em make up a play 4 them at the other end of the beach. this was due to fee and em being bored and irritating and putting sarah and jo off thier books. the result of said play (incorporating 2 characters we had all met standing on top of a railay rock just away to come up on a mushie shake); amused all who could hear it.
next day sarah and jo left with rest of Oz dudes (was it something we said?) with gav and kristy having just arrived. gr8 2 c them and chill out on the bit of beach where they got married on - really easy to imagine the wedding - nearly as good as being there. did loads of laughing, eating (em getting a bit spicy with kristys guidance), made a life size sand gav called "nivag" with a big package (under gavs instructions) and a six pack modelled on the thai climbers! this amused much of the beach. did another play for g and k called "fee,em/em,fee". were going 2 b cam and isla returing from full moon party but the intricacies of the characters were 2 difficult at that time of nite!!
next 2 leave us were steph (from our diving team) and his lovely mate jethro. unfortunately, their ast nite resulted in fee being renamed/crowned "feena warrior princess" due to the fact that her sustained injuries resembled scratches fro, a tiger (how appropriate that she be propositioned by a thai guy called tiger on last night). she managed to convince quite a few tourists and a couple of thais that the tiger attack actually took place as opposed to the more likely "falling down a hole in the dark" story.
em lost her thai virginity to "steve fae leeds". she met him one nite promising to remember what he looked like, but promptly forgot. on meeting hi, again it all came flooding back and after much shaking of tail feathers he persuaded em (didn't take much!) 2 return 2 his lair. as steve was a bit "emerdale" but very gorgeous, he appeared 2 need a nite off after every sesh. needless 2 say fee has had 2 bunk down with pals on various occassions (wot a good buddy!!)
basically the railay experience has been 1 to savour - watching beautiful thai men free climbing, playing scrabble and backgammon, reading and learning a bit of thai. on our last nite em fell in love with a lovely 27 yr old thai guy called b, while all the other thai guys fell in love with fee ( unfortunately em bagged the best one!) here is a direct quote from a flier fro, one of the many parties
"drunk and stoned along the right tunes through the night with the right one you need indeed! try our radioactive cocktail the pu 239 dicktail....... come on......... drunk up, stoned in, freak out and suck the night away, obss! but bout your sexperience?"
- your guess is as good as ours!!!
4 those of u who can decipher this thai here is a bit of extra goss......
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just arrived back in haadring 2 meet up with sarah and jo and get ready 4 fi's birthday on the full moon
love ya
em and fee xxx
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