The World Health Organisation (W.H.O.?) cancelled its international summit today after receiving news that the recent illness affecting Emily and Fee in Asia was not in fact a rare disease called "selfinflictedsangtippissedupalchoholpoisoning" - but was traced to their daily washes in the local river when they gulped in gallons of local eau naturale.
They are now convalesing in a tropical paradise where they are happily continuing to consume the once-dreaded sang tip and getting stressed out over which piece of beach to lie on next.
life is truly a beach........
Here is their e-mail received on the afternoon of Tuesday 26th June (it is a short e-mail since they obviously are far too busy to sit at a computer screen - after all, there is a lot of sun-worshipping to do, and not forgetting the preparations for Joe and Camerons birthday-party-in-absentia)......
"Emily and Fee having a ball"
found out from a reliable source yestreday that our recent bouts of ill-health have not been caused by sang tip as previously thought but by recycled water. this clearly makes much more sense, and 2 prove this we sang a lot of tip last night with excellent results!
arrived koh phangan yesterday and have lovely beach hut in haadrin nok (editors note: is that just south of hadrian wall?) 4 next 2 weeks.
fool moon party on 5th (joe and camerons b/day) but things are gearing up here already.
oh.... sorry, must go and lie on the beach!!!
love ya all big time
fee and em
Fee and Emily's
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