FNS QUOTES
FNS
Edition 1
"Whoa, Nebari girl, I don't think I want mental
pictures." Alien
FNS Edition 1.2
"I'll have a Big Mac, please." John
FNS Edition 1.3
"Raslac, sounds like strong stuff...or is it named after the
sound one makes after tasting it?"
NIBB
FNS Edition 1.4
"Painkillers and Raslac. This outta be good!" LeatherGirl
FNS Edition 1.5
"Scapers. Everyone knows who they are. And I intend to catalog
them. Each and every little brain with a memory ch..." Scorpius
FNS Halloween Edition
"Whoof that mifteriuff awien at the end of the
phbar?" Chiana
"Hey, I slaved for hours on that part of the
anatomy!" Rygel
“Spooky.”
D’Argo
FNS Birthday Edition for Gigi*
"I really outdid myself this time." D'Argo
FNS Quickie Edition: Bad Boys
"I've not even seen that much dren in a Hynerian
Donkey!" Crais
"You still robbing that baby Leviathan of his childhood
innocence?" Scorpius
"Hey! Evil villains. Carry on your evil
plans elsewhere. I have customers to serve here." Bartender
FNS Edition 1.6
"Ooooh! I really do enjoy making you blush, John!" EowynAeryn
"Not so bad when you're drinking, huh?" John
FNS Thanksgiving Edition
“Thanksgiving Day…a day set aside to
thank your lucky stars that you’re alive.
A big frelling meal is prepared, a football game is playing on TV, and
the relatives come to remind you of how humiliating life can be.” John
FNS Celebration Edition
"What do you guys call the bathrooms around here,
anyway?" John
"I think I lost my appetite." Rygel
"Boogie Oogie Woogie! That's what its all about. Let's dance
and shout. Boogie Oogie Woogie!"
D'Argo and Chiana
“Boogie Oogie Woogie! Dance the night well. Let’s get together and…Boogie Oogie
Woogie!” D'Argo and Chiana
"Hey Aeryn, wanna check out the storage facility?" John
"If only my genetics would allow me to love." Scorpius
FNS Birthday Edition for Ben
"Is that IBD?" John
"Hmmm. Who do you think will win? My
bet goes to Scorpius and Crais." Rygel
"Raslac's getting low. I'm for the humans." Pilot
FNS Birthday Edition for Lani
“I’ve decided to give him the
PeaceKeeper’s Guide to Frelling You Over in Less Than Nine Hundred
Microts. I figured he needed a little
help in that area.” Scorpius
“Ah, hello? You’re him he’s you. You’ll be getting the frelling book,
okay?” John
FNS Edition 1.7
"You don't even know what I'm talking
about, do you?" John
"Not really. No. Do I care? No. Your move." Rygel
FNS Edition 1.8
"You are one frelling bitchy
woman...but I love that about you." John
"We've made it this far and I'm still
alive. That is, you haven't killed me yet." John
"Don't tempt me." Aeryn
FNS Christmas Edition
“So Santa is on this roof and looks to his
reindeer and says ‘I said the Wren house!
Not the dren house!’” John
“It’s not easy being multi-tasked and separating
myself from Moya just to deliver all this.
Next time, you all come to my den to celebrate, please!” Pilot
FNS New Year’s Eve Edition
"Scorpius, the whole point of the new
year is to start over. Clean the slate. Open new doors. Out with
the OLD; in with the NEW." John
"Raslac! More Raslac or I shall dance without my robe!"
Rygel
"Wanna try something even more wild than levitation?"
Stark
FNS Edition 2.2
"It's a well known fact that main characters can't die. They're invincible.
Well, Superman is an exception, but he came back!" John
"I heard Talyn’s in the impound cause of a little accident
involving the captain and Raslac shooters!” Chiana
FNS Edition 2.3
“Meow!”
Flip
“AUGH!!”
Rygel
“Look, we’re all in our underwear…well,
most of us…” Aeryn’s Soul
FNS Edition 2.4
“I am soooo sorry! I didn’t know that when Aeryn’s Mind touched
the left hemisphere of my brain that it would set off a chain reaction of
events leading to an explosion.” John’s
Mind
“Watch out! The Aurora Barstool!”
Chiana
FNS Edition 2.5
"I don't know what you're talking about. I was simply enjoying
my meal when this inconsiderate fur ball walked past leaving behind a fowl odor
and a rather large hairball in my mojules!" Rygel
"Talk to it. Talk to it so long that it wants to kill itself.
You've already accomplished that many times on Moya." D'Argo
"Fine...but if he rips my arms off, I'm gonna have to tell him
who's idea it was." John
"Meow Mix, Tofu, Eggnog, Dog Chow...ooh baby...Baby Back Ribs.
Hmmm. You look like you'd enjoy red meat, am I right?" John
FNS Edition 2.6
“My translator microbes must still be thawing out.” Aeryn
“…New ways to die and live yet again. Kind of catchy if you ask
me.” D'Argo
FNS Edition 2.7
“I just have to look at you and I get a
good laugh!” Rygel
FNS Edition 2.8
“This is the Federation Starship S. S. Butt Crack. Surrender now!”
John
“No! I can’t risk your lives for something I alone am responsible
for. I’m going after Mr. Wiggles…alone.” John
“If anyone needs to show who’s boss, it’s me. I’m the toughest of
you all! I can handle Mr. Wiggles!” Aeryn
FNS Edition 2.9
“Never ending chases, battles, and the
worst—Taking a shower or a crap during starburst.” John, D’Argo, and Chiana
FNS April Fool’s Edition
"I knew it! You always wanted me. Unfortunately for you, a
Dominar such as myself deserves much more than you." Rygel
"My throne sled is gone." Rygel
"Where'd you last see it?" John
"I was sitting on it." Rygel
FNS Memorial Edition
“We had our own special place under the booth….” Stark
“Sure she had her moments of insanity but
doesn’t everybody?” John
“I had to laugh when she told me she was a
plant. I mean really. A plant with a breasts?” John
“For an eight-hundred-cycle-old plant, she sure could kick some
eema!” John
FNS Easter Edition
“Aside from the alien creatures with bad
skin or the fact that the bar we’re in at the moment is floating free in space,
yes, I think you’ve got it pretty much on the nose.” John
“Once a snurch, always a snurch.” John
“Again, Aeryn, they are rabbit ears and a
fluffy rabbit tail. He [Rygel] was the
perfect height to play the Easter Bunny.
The kids would have been scared of D’Argo.” John
“My throne sled was beginning to hover in
lower hemispheres of unspeakable disgust.”
Rygel
“Yeah, it had a huge neon sign…couldn’t
miss it. Freebies. If there’s one thing Rygel’s attracted to,
it’s Freebies. If it weren’t for him,
we would have passed that place by.”
John
“They’re Fluffables! Candy.
Food cubes with a kick…” John
“Hyblets. Soft and cuddly on the outside, hungry and ravenous on the
inside. I’d stay away from them if I
were you.” Aeryn
FNS H.S.E.U.F. Edition
“Honored Soldiers of Equa at Uni Fest is
so sacred, we honor them by saying the entire phrase. Besides, are you that lazy to not be able to say Honored Soldiers
of Equa at Uni Fest?” Rygel
“You know what, just forget I mentioned
it. Let’s go on with this ‘Honored
Soldiers of Where ever the frell who cares Festival’ all right?” John
“Come on, we already told you what we do
for Honored Soldiers of Equa at Uni Fest.
The Honored Soldiers of Equa at Uni Fest Feast and a simple salute to
the Equa at Uni. That’s what Honored
Soldiers of Equa at Uni Fest is all about.”
Aeryn
FNS Edition 3.0
“Is the lotion effective? It’s specifically designed to prevent
radiation burns from the three suns.”
Stark
“Hey, I only named it The Big Bangalow
because the bartender told me this was the official center of the universe.”
John
“Looks like my
work here is done.” Rygel
FNS Edition 3.1
“Well, if you had another eye, maybe
you’d be able to design our sculpture better.”
Aeryn
“Jool!
I found another one of your hairs in here. You’ve got to try some new hair cleanser or I’m gonna…” Chiana
“I honestly don’t understand how these
beings can live with each other. Such a
meaningless simple task as this one should be easier than loading a pulse
pistol.” Scorpius
“Who do you think will win?” Zhaan’s Spirit
“As long as John obeys me, I’ll let him
win for all I care.” Scorpius
*FNS Edition 3.2
“Hey, look at that. The booth’s still here, the stand’s still
here, and Rygel’s still hungry.” John
“Jool, the yellow pills, not the red ones. The yellow ones are best for
hangovers.” D’Argo
“Why didn’t we ever go there before,
Pilot? I’ve been here nearly three
cycles. All that dren we went through
and we could have been relaxing at the Big Bangalow? Is there anything else I should know?” John
“Chiana’s pregnant with D’Argo’s
child.” Rygel
“So that’s what happens to my clone.” John
“Ha!
You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Less competition.” Aeryn
“Frell, I wanted to see the Shameless
Hussie Posse.” D’Argo
“I’m going to find a Dren chamber.” Jool
“I hope she meant the bathroom.” John
FNS Birthday Edition for Anthony
“Oh, sorry. I was just telling D’Argo about this movie on Earth, called
Jaws. You’d love it, really.” John
“Sit down already. You’re blocking my second and third sun.” Crais
“Relax, Scorpy. No one’s ever invited you to one of these things anyway. You just tag along because John’s
here.” Chiana
“You know, you should really think about
some down time in the shade, Crais. I’d
hate to see you with a sudden case of skin cancer.” John
“Well, now that we’re all here, where’s
Anthony?” Aeryn
“How should I know? It’s not like we have some special
connection or anything…we just look a little alike.” D’Argo
“Close your eyes and count to 20 will
ya?” John
“Hey, that’s easy. Let me teach you a good way…one mippippippi,
two mippippippi….” D’Argo
FNS Special Edition for EowynAeryn
“Where is everybody today?” Ben
“Fortunately, they heard you were coming
so they left.” Rygel
“I instructed for her not to arrive until
the second sun has set and the fifth moon is parallel with the Rietus
Nebula.” Pilot
“Two microns.” Rygel
“Oh.” Ben
“That stuff hits your skin and you absorb
it faster than water. That’s why it’s
called Pilot’s Leviathan Concoction Number 4.
The drink’s strong enough for a Leviathan yet gentle enough for a
human.” John 1
“WHOA!
That really IS slicker than snot!”
Ben
“FRELL!
This is almost as good as staring at Ben, er John, er all three of you
all day!” EowynAeryn
FNS Edition 3.3
“Luxan sized Happy Meal with a Leviathan
sized Fellip Nectar. And a couple
hamburgers with fries, please.” John 2
“Would you like Keedva with that?” Alien McD
“I suppose I will be paying.” Captain Crunch
“PeaceKeeper style or Trade?” Alien McD
“I’m beginning to see why the humans
can’t stand this place.” Captain Crunch
“Get the wax outta your ears, Crunch…it’s
a metaphor.” John 1
“There is no wax in my ears…I’ll have you
know I cleaned them twice this morning!”
Captain Crunch
“Clean as a whistle, eh?” John 2
“I’ll be six feet under before my momma’d
get me to clean my ears TWICE!” John 1
“Hey, Crunch, pass me the Budong Sauce,
will ya?” John 2
“I refuse to. There isn’t such a thing.”
Captain Crunch
“Not even for a Scooby Snack?” John 1
FNS Independence Day Edition
“Another frelling holiday John? I’m beginning to think that you’re making
these up.” Aeryn
“Root Beer…is that like Fellip
Nectar?” D’Argo
“Holy Flying Frell! What is this stuff? Moonshine!?” John G
“A ‘cloth’ represents your country?” D’Argo
“Different paces for different
races.” Stark
“Hey, I may have made it to History 101
every day but that doesn’t mean I was listening to the teacher.” John B
“I don’t think we should tell them about
the Statue of Liberty.” John G
FNS Edition 3.4
“Hey, don’t
worry. I’ve got 20/20 vision and I
still can’t find the bathroom in the dark.”
John B
“Never stoop
to scoop.” Rygel
“And that
means what???” John B
“Don’t get
off your throne sled for a fallen mojule.”
Rygel
FNS Super Edition 3.5
“You always know how to calm down a gunship, don’t you Aeryn?”
Crais
“I’m good with men.”
Aeryn
“Crichton one or Crichton two, Crichton one or Crichton two…”
Stark
“Frosted Wheaties have two sides, one plain, one frosted. So what’s your point?”
John M
“Beat around the bush? Is that some sort of ritual?”
Scorpius
“No, but I think Beat around the evil villain would be a much better one.”
John M
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