Despite being the chilly storage facility for the alcoholic beverages at the Stand, a few characters have discovered it to be quite the “heated” experience. ;)  Actually, this page is just an informative place to find things that often appear in the Stand with brief descriptions of what they are.  The newly established group, the FNS Regulars, can also be found here.  The Editions in italics after each of these things denote when the things debuted at the Stand.

Take a tour…hey, at least you’ll get the inside jokes in the editions!

FNS Milestones å On Tap å Munchies å Props å Location Shots å Guest Appearances å Issues in the UT and Beyond å Festive Events å Special Dates å FNS Regulars

FNS Milestones

Just a quick history lesson on the Fellip Nectar Stand; or rather pointed out milestones.  Yuck, history, I know. 

·        October 18th, 2000……The very first edition of the FNS was born, written, torn from LeatherGirl’s brain.  I posted it on the Scifi Bboard, where up to this day, FNS editions are posted there weekly as well as on this site.  Wanna see the first edition as it was?  Well, here, I dug through the archives and managed to find it, along with a few spoiled banana peels and an ounce of Fellip Nectar remaining in an abandoned flask:  http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/2153/36344

·        November 7th, 2000……(First Birthday Edition) Lani John Tupu was the first actor of many on Farscape to be featured in a special Birthday Edition of FNS.  From there on, different types of editions evolved besides Birthday editions such as Quickie editions, Holiday Editions, and Special Editions.

·        December 4th, 2000……The Fellip Nectar Stand Web Site debuted.  Starting out as a simple site with graphics for alcoholic beverages, munchies, as well as things like an announcement page titled “Daily Uncharted Territorial”, the FNS blossomed into a frelling franchise, I swear!  Hehehe. 

·        December 18th, 2000……The Farscape FanFic Awards were created and hosted by the FNS, with its own page.

·        April 2001……The Fellip Nectar Stand received a major make-over with cucumbers and everything.  Okay, actually, a few things were cut from the site and others were added.  The FNS now features the following pages for your enjoyment:  FNS Specials, Weekly FNS Edition, What’s New, The FanFic Resource Center, Edition Archive, The Creator of FNS, Comms Café, Storage Facility, Links, Guestbook, and Site Credits.  There’s also a permanent link to the Farscape FanFic Awards, an affiliate of FNS.

·        July 9th, 2001……The first FNS Challenge was created, titled The Fellip Nectar Stand Word Play Challenge.  It lasted for two weeks, concentrating on originality and creativeness of Scapers:  Scaperisms, Limericks, Long-winded Jokes, Tongue Twisters, Metaphors, Clever Dialogue, and Humorous Ficlets.  The ficlets were required to have a drink of the author’s own creation as well, just for fun.  Trophies were awarded to two individuals for either Ultimate Word Play or Scaperisms.  The top 5 winning entries are posted at the Edition Archive under FNS Word Play Challenge 2001, along with the FNS Victory Interactive Edition in which the winning authors appear.

·        July 20th, 2001……The FNS Regulars group was created.  The FNS Regulars involves all Scapers who are common readers of the editions. They receive editions weekly via personal email and are more apt to appear in an edition of FNS.  See the FNS Regulars at the bottom of this page for more information.  (Or behind the stack of freeze-dried Ben and Jerry’s)

·        October 6, 2001……The very first FNS Regulars birthday edition…actually was a twin edition due to the two FNS Regulars, PKLibrarian and BigNoseBob, having the same birthday.

·        October 2001……Cross your fingers…the FanFic Resource Center debuts.

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On Tap

Thirsty?  There’s always something thirst-quenching on tap at the Stand.  Just be careful not to drink anything served by an alien you’re unsure of. 

·        Fellip Nectar……Original beer in the UT found on the show…there’s this creature and the nectar comes from…well, you all catch my drift.  (FNS Edition 1.3)

·        Raslac [or Raslak]……A stronger alcoholic beverage often sighted in the hands of Sebaceans or PeaceKeepers.  Must have some powerful kick!  [Mainly spelled with a “c” because that was before I discovered via closed captioning that the correct spelling contains a “k”.  Big deal.]  (FNS Edition 1.3)

·        Kylian Fectar……An extremely strong liquor that when contained improperly, can lead to disastrous, er nearly disastrous results.  Must be consumed with caution.  (Originated in fanfic “Just Another Day in the Life of John Crichton…or is it?” and debuted in the FNS Birthday Edition for Gigi.)

·        Pilot’s Leviathan Concoction #4……A rather complicated mixed drink created by Pilot that must be contained within thermos-like flasks.  The drink’s strong enough for a Leviathan yet gentle enough for a human.  (FNS Edition 2.0)

·        Greenish Tinted Milk……This milk is simply green because the creature it comes from has greenish tinted fur.  (FNS Edition 1)

·        The Uniflask of Tyla……An Uncharted Territories mixed drink often served within a flask that has two mouth-pieces—for the intent of being consumed by two mates at one time.  (FNS Celebration Bash)

·        Shrellup……Glow-in-the-dark alcoholic beverage found at raves in the UT.  Shrellups arrive in assorted colors within flasks shaped like three bubbles zapped together.  (FNS Edition 3.6)

·        Tulva Draslac Nine……Another one of Pilot’s creations: red flaming liquid in small round heat-resistant containers.  It’s stronger than moonshine, according to John.  (FNS Independence Day Edition)

·        Flisbisk Juice……BigNoseBob’s alcoholic beverage of choice.  (FNS Edition 3.7)

·        Nature Girl’s Uncharted Enigma……JulietEcho/Nature Girl’s alcoholic concoction.  (FNS Edition 3.7)

· Gevalt……A rather tasty concoction created by unohoo. (FNS Victory Interactive Ed.)

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Munchies

·        Chewy Yellow Morsels, Fuzzy Orange Morsels, Chewy Green Morsel, and Fuzzy Blue Chunk of UT Gunk……Common snacks found at the Stand.  No one really knows for sure what ingredients contain these morsels but hey, they taste good!  (FNS Edition 1.2, 1.5)

·        Big Mac……Two hamburger patties, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onion all on a sesame seed bun.  Your choice of compliments.  Need I say more?  (FNS Edition 1.2)

·        Budong Breakfast Buffet……Pretty self explanatory.  An item found on the UT McDonalds Menu and I would advise you not to order this if you visit!  (FNS Edition 1.2)

·        Fluffables……A light, puffy UT delicacy resembling chocolate that contains sparkles of basic sugar content and glorious swirls of color.  If you haven’t tried one, then you haven’t really been to the Uncharted Territories!  (FNS Easter Edition)

·        Hynerian Mojules……(Spelling questionable)  Rygel’s favorite snack.  (Who knows)

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Props

·        The Aurora Barstool……A dangerous bar stool found at the Stand created by none other than Scorpius, or NIBB, depending on who you ask!  As a mind control device, this bar stool is one to be avoided.  Please look before you take a seat!  (FNS Edition 1.3)

·        Feathery Blue Purse……An accessory to the costume portraying Aeryn Sun whose identity was never really revealed.  (FNS Halloween Edition)

·        Bronzed DRD……A gift to Gigi from Pilot, Moya, and the DRDs.Pretty boring, huh? I mean, what do you do with a bronzed DRD? (FNS Birthday Edition for Gigi)

·        John Crichton’s Fool Proof Glue……John used it to seal a gift for Gigi.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Gigi)

·        The Daily Uncharted Territorial……An electrical newspaper tablet often found at the Stand.  (FNS Edition 1)

·        Sculpture of Talyn carved from food cubes, et al carved items by D’Argo……It is a common occurrence in FNS birthday editions, that D’Argo presents a carved object to the birthday person.  He likes to carve, what can I say?  It’s just that it gets a little old after awhile and nobody wants something that’s going to collect dust!  (FNS Birthday Edition for Lani)

·        PeaceKeeper’s Guide to Frelling You Over in Less Than 900 Microts……A publication via the good ole’ PeaceKeepers.  They’re pretty good at dominating the universe, wouldn’t you say?  Lani received this from Scorpius in his birthday edition. (FNS Birthday Edition for Lani)

·        UT 4D Twister Game……The Twister Game in 4-D.  Very fun, though quite difficult to play with two Leviathans in the mix.  (FNS Celebration Bash)

·        Party Simulation Chair……Scorpius’s poor attempt to fool Scapers into sitting in a prototype of his Aurora Chair.  (FNS Celebration Bash)

·        Talchek……Cigar-like substance that naturally only Rygel could enjoy.  (FNS Edition 1.7)

·        Frozen Ryka……Basically, frozen Budong Piss from outer space.  Gotta be careful out there ya know!  (FNS Edition 3.6)

·        Yellow Pills……Best for hangovers…not the red ones!  (FNS Edition 2.0)

·        KFC’s 11 Secret Ingredients……Well, I can’t tell you or I’d have to kill you.  Sorry J  (FNS Edition 2.1)

· John and Aeryn Love Sprinkles……A marketing gimick via your favorite two snurchers, Rygel and Chiana. (It's really asteroid dust!) (FNS Valentine's Day Ed.)

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Location Shots

·        The Fellip Nectar Stand……Oh if that wasn’t obvious!  The Stand is an Uncharted Territories bar where EVERYONE hangs out!  Even Scorpius. 

·        UT McDonalds……Yep, even the Uncharted Territories have a McDonalds.  Over 7 trillion served weekenly.  (FNS Edition 1.2)

·        The Big Bangalow……A very fun, happening vacation spot in the center of the Universe, naturally.  For a more in depth look into the Big Bangalow and all its glory, check out Intro to the Big Bangalow.  (FNS Edition 3.0)

·        Black Hole Disco Rave……A passing by rave. The Black Hole isn’t that strong…it only takes the bad music, bad alcohol, and bad aliens with it!  (FNS Edition 3.6)

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Guest Appearances

Please note that the actual actors and creators of Farscape have never physically contributed to an edition of FNS.  I simply borrowed their names and personas for the edition they appear in!

·        Richard Manning……One of the writers for Farscape.  (FNS Edition 1.2)

·        NIBB……A Scaper from the scifi bboard.  Loves Chiana and knows how to party.  Has a problem with mind control.  (FNS Edition 1.3)

·        LeatherGirl……Author of the FNS editions, and one hezmana of a partier.  (FNS Edition 1.4)

·        The Creators of Karlsweb (Karl, Toadie, Amy, Johryn, and PKBarb)……A spectacular group of Scapers who dedicate time and energy into the best fan-based Farscape web-zine on the net!  (FNS Edition 1.5)

·        Scaper Farscape Wanna-bes……A group of mysterious beings dressed as Farscape characters.  (FNS Halloween Edition)

·        EowynAeryn……A Scaper from the scifi bboard.  Loves John, naturally, and is the numero uno Shameless Hussie of the Shameless Hussie Posse.  Has a problem with < thudding >.  (FNS Edition 1.6)

·        Karlsweb Team: Toadie, Karl, PKBarb, Johryn, Amy J……A very bizarre group of Scapers who appear to play together well.  The team runs all that is Karlsweb and its mastery.  (FNS Edition 1.5)

·        Ben Browder……The yummiest, most handsome actor who portrays John Crichton, of course.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Ben)

·        Lani John Tupu……The talented actor who plays Ex-Captain Bialar Crais and voices Pilot.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Lani)

·        Anthony Simcoe……The amazing actor who plays our beloved D’Argo.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Anthony)

·        Gigi Edgely……The young, skilled actress who plays the tralk we all know and love, Chiana.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Gigi)

·        Claudia Black……The incredible actress who plays the radiant Aeryn Sun.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Claudia)

·        Wayne Pygram……The convincing, dedicated actor who plays the evilest of villains, Scorpius.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Wayne)

·        Pilot and the Leviathans……A fictional UT rock band comprising of the alter egos of Pilot, Talyn, and Moya.  They are by far the most popular and sought after band in the Uncharted Territories alone.  (Originated in the fanfic “Behind the Band: Pilot and the Leviathans” and debuted somewhere around FNS Edition 3.0)

·        Evar Orbus and His Galactice Jizz-wailers……The fictional band from the Star WarsÔ series.  (FNS Edition 3.4)

·        PK2……Another fictional UT rock band that sounds strikingly familiar to another group…care to guess which one?!  Talyn had once played for this group as well.  (Originated in the fanfic “Behind the Band: Pilot and the Leviathans” and debuted in the FNS Edition 3.7)

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Issues in the UT and Beyond

·        The Scaper Countdown……The infamous scifi bboard countdown managed by violettefrost.  This edition discussed the countdown, the obsession of Scapers, and how frelling hard it really is to have to wait so long for the final four episodes every January!  (FNS Edition 1)

·        Spoilers……As usual, bboards are plagued with spoilers during breaks in showings in one country and ongoing showings in another.  (FNS Edition 1.2)

·        UK season 2 final 4……An entire edition dedicated to the issue of the UK viewing the final four episodes of season 2 an entire month before the US.  (FNS Edition 1.7)

·        The Great Drought of 2000……Those four harrowing months of no Farscape period.  This edition dealt with the end finally nearing and the anticipation of the new episodes.  (FNS Edition 1.8)

·        Death……Following the theme of season 3, not only this edition but several others deal with deaths of the FS crew or simply the very subject in itself.  (FNS Edition 2.6) 

·        The John Clones……What do to with two?  There were so many speculations surrounding the demise of one, either, or neither of the Crichtons.  (FNS Edition 3.5)

·        Copyrights and Trademarks……One of the only editions that is recommended to be viewed via the web site to get the true effect of symbolism.  This edition discussed the recent drama surrounding Jim Henson Productions and a couple other companies wishing to protect themselves legally in seemingly ridiculous ways…aka, trademarking the term “Scaper”.  (FNS Edition 3.7)

·        Freedom……In the aftermath of the Terrorist Attacks on America, the FS crew reflects on what freedom is all about.  (FNS Tribute Edition)

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Festive Events

·        Halloween……You’ll see the UT gang celebrating many of John’s Earthly holidays at the Stand.  The Halloween edition is exceptionally scary!  (FNS Halloween Edition, duh)

·        Lani’s Birthday……A birthday bash at the Stand for Lani John Tupu.  (FNS Birthday Edition for Lani)

·        Celebration Bash……The debut of the first Fellip Nectar Stand web site.  (FNS Celebration Bash)

·        Other Holidays and Birthdays……Throughout the year, many celebrations have taken place at the Stand.  Most issues accentuate the fact that the FS aliens don’t really understand John Crichton’s holidays, but they do their best to help out!

·        Honored Soldiers of Equa at Uni Fest……Hey, even the UT has holidays!  This is a holiday resembling that of our own Memorial Day in the US.  (FNS Quickie Edition)

·        Fiftieth Edition of FNS……Yeah, 50 editions.  The paper boys try for one a week.  (FNS 50th Edition)

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Special Dates

Dates as in days of the week, not dates as in John and Aeryn in the Storage Facility!

BIRTHDAYS

Cast and Crew

·        Anthony Simcoe……June 7th

·        Virginia Hey……June 19th

·        Claudia Black……October 11th

·        Wayne Pygram……October 13th

·        Lani John Tupu……November 4th

·        Gigi Edgely……November 16th

·        Ben Browder……December 10th

    Scapers (FNS Regulars)

·        NIBB……January 14th

·        EowynAeryn......March 13th

·        Giggling_Star......June 1st

·        _player_......June 27th

· JilaCosa......July 30th

· snipergrl78......September 17th

·        BigNoseBob……October 6th

·        PKLibrarian……October 6th

·        LeatherGirl……October 24th

· gbbarb1......November 2nd

·        Xenajules2......December 6th

·        unohoo......December 29th

·        Fireflash......December 30th

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The FNS Regulars

The FNS Regulars is a group of local Scapers who often visit the Stand for a little refreshment.  To become an FNS Regular, you have to strip down, dance in a fountain of Fellip Nectar, and…oh, I’m sorry, hehehe…if you’d like to become a member, for real, email me at fellipnectarstand@yahoo.com.  To see more info on the FNS Regulars, a page is dedicated to them in the archive: FNS Regulars.  Members receive weekly editions of the FNS through their personal email. 

·        NIBB

·        _player_

·        Giggling_Star

·        scape_pusher

·        CommanderSun

·        unohoo

·        PKLibrarian

·        Xenajules2

·        JulietEcho aka Nature Girl

·        Missee

·        EowynAeryn aka Pheromone Aromatherapy

·        BigNoseBob aka Big Nose Bob

·        GreenPixi

·        GBBarb1

·        grammykins

·        Fireflash

· snipergrl78

· Mreen

· JilaCosa

· LeatherGirl aka Dances on Tables, or LG ;)

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