Myfi dawns am ti
and mae ti syth?
myfi don near a dwans
and mae ti syth?
myfi clawr fy hunan yn alaw
and mae ti syth?
myfi pwleg fy cnau mwnci
ohh nawr ti cael syth
I dance for you
But are you stiff?
I wear leather and dance
but are you stiff?
I cover myself in oil
but are you stiff?
I poke my monkey nuts
ohh now you get stiff
why am I so stupid?
flag me down drag queen
I love prayer
yes talk dirty to me
I am not your goat
oh well, soil me until I bleed
Why am I so hurt?
baner myfi lawr llusgo bretines
I love gweddi
do, sgwrs brwnt wrth mi
I am not your Gafr
oh well, pridd myfi hyd mi gwaed
toes cneun Hebreag
gooo Greg
toes cneun pen
can you even count to ten
No! because you are an amherffaith cyw
yes you!
Doughnut Hebrew
gooo Greg
dough nut head
can you even count to ten
No! because you are an improper chicken
yes you!
(inspired by Bis)
I saw you at the funky club
Just after my big toe I had stubbed
I wanted your booty
so we had a little rooty
But oh what a rort
beeecause
you've got a seimlyd trwyn gwallt (greasy nose hair)
Kepp your seimlyd trwyn gwallt away from me
especially if I'm doing a wee
It's not like you're cog tost. (cuckoo toast
Oh on the stove, my darling, you sit
God damn me, I am in hell's pit
I left you for so long
Obviously you are yucky and that is wrong
Oh why, why are you yn tyfu sospan
It's not like you're llon. (cheerful?)
(For El Kunto)
You ask me how my fadge is
well I'll bloody well tell you
It's pigog
piwis
pigog
Eating my burrito
oh weleato
it's all over my face
and on my cleavage space
thank god for you
even if I have to do a poo
Just when I'd lost my train of thought
along came my defnyddial cewyn
(For Fergus)
Your gwn nos is trywlowl
and quite frankly it's - turnin' me on
I can see your don gwisg
and quite frankly it's - turnin' me on
you are not a campfa
but still - you're turnin' me on
(For Fergus)
Your night dress is transparent
and quite frankly it's - turnin' me on
I can see your underpants
and quite frankly it's - turnin' me on
you are not a gymnasium
but still - you're turnin' me on