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| Granville, Fun on a stick?? |
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| Wow Granville, i hear you say, i know i can't believe i live in such a glamour filled place either, full of homeboys and murderers, yay! luckily i am leaving in 5 weeks so i decided to make a fun filled adventure packed Guide to Granville, i think i will also do one of Parramatta, Great! |
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| So if you are thinking of making a great journey to Granville follow this and you will see your share of homeboys and junkies and hey! you may even get bashed up, but only if you are lucky. |
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| 1. My House: i am not telling you were my house is, because you aren't allowed to visit my parents while i'm gone, yeah my house is great it is definitly the best part of Granville so har har to you, unless you have been there which most people reading this would have |
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| 2. Granville South High School: wow how many joyous hours of fun did Laura, El Kunto, Scott and I have at this place? NONE I TELL YOU this is the worst place in the world i tell you, not just because it is a school but because it is a hellish place full of the biggest wankers to ever set foot on the earth, and they wanna bash you up. Even bashing up the Principle doesn't require suspension or anything, they are also banned from playing sports with other schools, going to Parliment house, going skiing and who knows what other things now. |
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3. Nudo's old house: yeah baby we had muchas fun here, like the time we stole the smooping and i ran Scott into the fence, the first time i went over to Scott's house we danced around to that 'Everybodies Free' song and it was great. Oh i really have to do a parramatta one because we did more stupid stuff there. |
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4. My Street: wow how many totally sick adventures have we had here? many many! well one day me and Nudo were walking home from school and Scott said to me "hey look that guy over there has green shiny shorts on" and so i looked but the man had run away, but then like five seconds later he ran and guess what he was totally starkers! how scary is that huh?
Also we spent a great period of our lives yelling rude things out to people walking past like "show us your tits" and "my scrotum" and one day this girl was across the road and Jobie was lying on the balcony and Scott hid behind the wall and yelled "my name is Jobie, i wear glasses, i love you" and it was major embarrasarama. We also like to out satanic love threats in certain peoples letter boxes, but we aren't saying any names or anything. |
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Clyde rock suburb? |
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Okay well anyone who lives in sydney is probably going 'where the frick frack is Clyde?' unless they live in Carlingford. But anyway Clyde is two streets and a train station oh hang on and a creek. But as i was telling Jen the other day all kinds of sinister things go on near the creek, ok well a few sinister things. A little girl went missing a few years ago and she was never found. And at Clyde Station there used to be a huge cardboard cutout of the missing girl.Oh no hang on that was somewhere else and Steven saw it so it was probably made up. But yes anyway oh the reason tht Clyde is good is because
A) i live there it says so on our deed thingie, and Scott used to always try and say he lived there too but he didn't ah ha!
B) it's not Granville
C) Clyde station is one of my favourite places in the world
D) it's not Granville
I have some great pictures of Jobie shagging a tree and things at Clyde station, and oneday i will scan them yeehaa but right now i am being annoyed by a very annoying person. i have to go kill them you see. |
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Rock on over Clyde station |
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go back fungague |
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