Laura is so lovely like a rainy day wohoo. She is a mighty babe. She has hella exciting hair and she wont show you her pink bits no matter what. Don't call her a bogan or bodgy. And don't snow on her parade. She also hates to be alone for some bizarre reason and she once made me talk to Tim from the Whitlams.
I do believe I am an authority on this subject as I live with her. Not in a sexual way though, I don't live with her like that, we have seperate beds, ok? Get my drift?
where to begin?
Laura likes sardines, in tomatoe sauce, I think this really sets the tone for any convo about or with laura, hmmmm yes.
She is a fashion godess, One of my particular favourite laura looks is the hanky hanging out of her waistband. I hope the hanky is not used, but it is laura after all.
I love the law law with all of my heart, unless I see her semi nude, which i am not a fan of. But for the most part Laura rocks like a nanna on a nanna chair sitting on a veranda and all of our lifes would ber far less entertaining and confusing without her.
Laura is also the mother of Isaac. He rules, he calls me coo coo, obviously he is very insightful, and fergus kiki , he is also great but more often than not smelly or nude.
ok thank you for your time and patience
Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? no cake
If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? Bill Gates
If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? in my television
Is Don Burke scary? yes
If your TV show got axed who would you kill the axer
Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? no
Have you ever been in love… with a computer character? yes
If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? it would be topless mcdonalds
How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? dunno
Not pepperoni? Why? cos
If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? hide
What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? (laura actually put her phone number here)
What are you wearing? leaves
If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? catch a train
Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary?
How much is the mullet? $9.99 a kilo
Why is my hair always 70’s?
If you could have any three super powers what would they be?
How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040?
(Apparently it all became too much for el Lauros, so she didn't answer these last ones)