Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? bootie cake
If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? That Swedish guy who got Bill Gates' entire fortune deposited into his account by accident
If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? my talking Tellytubbie Po
Is Don Burke scary? Quote Fleur Ingram: "is the Pope Christian?"
If your TV show got axed who would you kill the little kid that helps Alison gofton make cannelloni or something
Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? I know that you know that we know they don't know what's going on
Have you ever been in love… with a computer character? Mc whatshisname from Creative Writer with the blue nose who was really hip 1995 kinda reminded me of Bernard Butler. But i only ever loved Bernard for his fringe.
If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? The Hero Parade marching boys would be the topless waitresses, you could get reheated chilli on toast, everything would still be coated in fine bavarian cheese, you could get beer that tasted like multivitamins and it would be called McWojciech of Blumfeld King.
How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? S&M is the only possiblilty. Big heavy chairs and leather appendages. Sick perverted minds turn to questionnaires on a sunday.
Not pepperoni? Why? Italiano is also 'festy' whatever that means. Reverse psychology would demand that pepperoni is actually the best even though it reminds my mother of socks
If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? hide
What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? 0800 jump me
What are you wearing? a dressing gown and a t-shirt that says 'hard rock vietnam', i bet you wished you'd never asked. oh and my red PVC pyjamas.
If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? leave New Lynn and never come back
Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary? Why IS Schalke 04 in mine?
How much is the mullet? Depends if you're at the best unisex parlour the world has ever seen or not bro
Why is my hair always 70’s? because you lied when you were seveteen
If you could have any three super powers what would they be? Snot like the stuff spiderman swung between buildings with. the ability to morph like animorphs only into interesting things like KGB spies and 7" singles rather than possums, and to leap between countries in a single bound
How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? be there 2o'clock at the fountain down the road and i'll tell you all about it yegads and i'll be 55. I'll have to bring some woodchip...drugs.