El Kunto
El Kunto is very amazing she has skills you hear? She has been the Lesbian Ice Princess ever since it began and she has some major haiku action ass well. She is also the most metal lady i have ever met and i have met many metal people ok? She knows that black and red doesn't go because a girl on the street once told her that and she has  a talent for attracting mad people. She also recently created a new being, his mane is Kaine. So yay her!
	That is Scott sitting next to her ok? yes it is hard to get pictures of her so that one will have to do, yes she is like some rare bird ok?
The Fergus Noodle Questionnaire ok?
	What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den? I would run away to his love den, he's such a honey Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? boo-tay If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? I'm not in a spanking modd at the moment If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? masking tape jesus!!!!! is he still at your house?????? (fergus: no i have no idea where he is but i have sticky tape jesus on my wall not the same i know) Is Don Burke scary? yes he is If your TV show got axed who would you kill Stan Grant Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? no, but i'e been to paradise Have you ever been in love… with a computer character? Nina from Tekken, she's the spunkiest in Tekken 3 If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? yeah it would be called El Kunties and it would be like Taco Bell but nice. I would have topless waitresses indeed, and strippers with plenty of smoo. How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? did it?? and i answered them all i think Not pepperoni? Why? why not If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? steal her llama What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? 666 What are you wearing? deary me Brian is strange If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? run away Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary? because Micheal Jackson is crap How much is the mullet? the one with the waggly tail Why is my hair always 70’s? because you rock like a donkey on crack If you could have any three super powers what would they be? Invisibility of course, s.d's shower ahoy um, the ability to teleport myself places and something else involing donkeys preferably but i'm tired How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? Lot's baby, imagine if totally sik guys are totally sik then. How strange would that be?
			i'm not the type to sing all night