What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den?
Freak out. And take photos.
Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake?
Who's bootie? And donkey?
That's supposed to be like who's bootie is it, not who is bootie. I hate apostrophes sometimes. Maybe it should be whose? I dunno I am too lazy to look it up you tell me.
If you could spank one millionaire who would it be?
Rose Porteous. THE GUY HAD JUST BROKEN UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH.
If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be?
My pants, I need something to cover up that hole in the arse.
Is Don Burke scary?
Yeah, I'm still shaking.
If your TV show got axed who would you kill ?
Holly Valance.
Are you you or have you been to you or are you me?
That's a curly one. I almost failed accounting you know.
Have you ever been in love… with a computer character?
Yeah that € is pretty damn irristable. Also the Castrol Supra in Gran Turismo. It handles surprisingly well.
If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses?
It would be a fast food restaurant. It would sell like otters and dog food and nails. It would be pretty cool. I dunno about the waitresses though hey you looking for a job?
How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it?
I dunno because 70 is the number of the gods?
Not pepperoni? Why?
I wish to respectfully register a complaint.
If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do?
Show her that cartoon in the Listener (that real great one) and ask when you are coming over.
What is your dogs phone number you hot babe?
Dogs don't have phones, silly.
What are you wearing?
Um jersey polo shirt jeans boxers with hole in the arse socks that arent doing much to stop my feet from freezing. How about you eh?
If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do?
Punch him in the cock.
Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary?
I dunno! Which dictionary is this eh? I'll stay away from that in future.
How much is the mullet?
14 cm.
Why is my hair always 70’s?
I dunno! Have you seen Shaft In Africa? It rules.
If you could have any three super powers what would they be?
Um stealth/invisibility, those cool exploding cards Gambit had, and the ability to not say stupid crap all the time.
How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040?
So much you cannot possibly comprehend it with 100% of your brain. It's going to fucking rule mate. Hey did you know I was born on the same day as The Rock? I smell what he's cooking and also your farts crack a window why don't you! hahaha ok.
What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den? I would get on some fresh underwear.
Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? Donkey
If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? Jesus H. Christ
If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? my right hand
Is Don Burke scary? like a roasted bean.
If your TV show got axed who would you kill? Richard Ashcroft
Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? yes
Have you ever been in love… with a computer character? yes
If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? it would be a japanese noodle shop and you could buy noodles and about the topless the answer is yes but only after nine
How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? broccoli
Not pepperoni? Why? broccoli is better
If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? flip my wig!
What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? 3
What are you wearing? clothes, but im not sure, cellophane?
If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? i would believe in myself and accomplish mygoals
Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary? its a rhyming dictionary
How much is the mullet? 3
Why is my hair always 70’s? it has the power to time travel
If you could have any three super powers what would they be? Red, 4, and ape diapers
How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? this much )(*(((()))____+
go away then