Fergus Noodle Questionnaires contd.
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What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den? tell him his name is really stupid {say it bro}

Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake?donkey cake

If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? wil anderson well he is willionaire close enuf

If you could have Jesus' face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? pick a pez. oh my gosh JESUS pez how amazing is that hey

Is Don Burke scary? hel yeh

If your TV show got axed who would you kill? emma tom everything is always her fault        (true says fergus)

Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? you are me

Have you ever been in love. with a computer character? yes you

If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses?chicken. and sure okay,.

How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? it had 76 which is even weirdet

Not pepperoni? Why? meat

If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? beat her to a bloody pulp

What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? im not sure but the olympic ceremony sounds hella scary on the radio they say there is a sheep and lawnmower, sure oh australia why why why

What are you wearing? gimp wear? hehe simone

If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? paint him red

Why isn't the word moonwalking in my dictionary? because there is a dragon at the opening ceremony

How much is the mullet?45 cent

Why is my hair always 70's? to match your velkro baby [velkro *pause* baby not velkro baby]

If you could have any three super powers what would they be? whatever it would be so i could take secret photos um invisiible anonymity yes it is a super power

How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? millions and millions
Venitzbananas

What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den? who is stan grant?

Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake?bootie cake is better, i know this is a controversial decision but i have to go with my instincts here

If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? i don't know any... that i would like to spank

If you could have Jesus' face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? my picture of jesus pocket diary

Is Don Burke scary? no, girlfriend, you got it all wrong, big donny is down wit my crew TIGHT AIIGHT

If your TV show got axed who would you kill there should be a question mark at the end of that. and i would hurt whoever axed it duh. then i would go make a documentaru about people who watch cows all day, then afterwards i would have some sandwiches and fly a kite

Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? depends, are you paradise?

Have you ever been in love. with a computer character? see that is one of those mis-used terms, what is a computer character? i like the pink flamingo that my mouse has mysteriously been replaced with

If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? no all the waiters would be the sexy waiter boy in the bohemian like you dandy warhols clip and you would be able to but $2 meals of nachos and mysterious bean stuff, because a little mystery goes a long way

How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? because some people in this world are toiling, work orientated, focused individuals, fergus.

Not pepperoni? Why? coz ben didn't know it they had it or not, plus, its extra

If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? ask if she can make me famous as her personal mistress wow she is such a babe :\

What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? (well she actually put her phone number and she said i can call her at midnight but not you ok?)

What are you wearing? stained sheets in a jesus fashion

If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? ask him what he is doing in lismore, and what time the train comes, and where you can buy oporto burgers around here

Why isn't the word moonwalking in my dictionary? because it is two words that have been hyphenated you dumbass

How much is the mullet? $12 male/female

Why is my hair always 70's? because you are a washed out 70's rocker trying to reclaim your glory days

If you could have any three super powers what would they be? invisiblity on demand of course, the ability to know things and the ability to ummm... do things? gee i think those aren't super powers, oh well, i lose

How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? NONE GO TO HELL SONNOVA

(Venitzbananas is only so cranky because everyone knows she loves Crazy Town ok? and i am sure you can understand that)
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What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den? tell him i have been stood up by hinch and that monkey guy on seven today toinght so the answer is no dude!

Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? bootie cake is way  bootilicious

If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? edidie macguire

If you could have Jesus' face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be?he is in the mold of  Dr who and superman and spiderman so he belongs with them on my underderps

Is Don Burke scary? yehs the bearded wandera has never been more evil

If your TV show got axed who would you kill? that big ugly guy at nine coz they arte the roodest of all

Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? i am me as in i is you, yeh?

Have you ever been in love. with a computer character? um i dont think so i cant think of any

If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless
waitresses? topless waitresses are scary i mean if you spilled on them they would scald and burn and they might get cold and you'd have to get good breasted men for it and then you'd have to pay them more. the straunt would be called uncle crombie's kripsy chicken-where your chook is cooked like a cracka corn or something


How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it?coz you start and dont realise when you finnish

Not pepperoni? Why? well i say yeh but hey coz it doesn;t go wioth the wine list

If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do?cut her ears out

What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? i have no dog but my cat allways calls 0055-fury-pussy

What are you wearing? dayvid velvet with brown all

If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do?get him to come back to my place with a new face

Why isn't the word moonwalking in my dictionary?it is predisco dancin

How much is the mullet? every cent

Why is my hair always 70's?coz your mirror is distorted and you long for a boy with 70's hair

If you could have any three super powers what would they be?good question fly invisible and x ray

How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? none well i am gonan be ded
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