I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the Euros and smelly toiletpaper of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the Euros and smelly toiletpaper
of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 700 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can't grasp now how much ice cream lay before you and how pretty fly for a white fadge
you really looked. You are not as annoying as you imagine
Don't worry about the 49ers.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as
trying to solve an teacher whipping equation by chewing your fadge bitch!.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your annoying mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Wednesday.
Do one thing every day that bonks you.
dance
Don't be reckless with other people's nose hairs that aren't greasy.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
make toast.
Don't waste your time on Limp Bizkit.
Sometimes you're I don't know,
sometimes you're same bitch.
The race is long and, in the end, it's only with Dean's people.
Remember CD’s you receive.
Forget the tomato.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old nmes.
Throw away your old mad drugs.
sleep.
Don't feel annoying if you don't know
what you want to do with your g-strings from royals.
The most interesting people I know wanted to do with their g-strings from royalss.
Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of ice cream.
Be kind to your nose hairs that aren't greasy.
You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll rub, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll have a blanks, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the paracoooolare
on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do,
don't rub yourself too much,
or dance yourself either.
Your make toasts are half chance.
So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your nose hairs that aren't greasy.
dance it every way you can.
Don't be afraid of it or
of what other people think of it.
It's the greatest CD’s you'll ever own.
sleep, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
let Andy poo on it the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read nme.
They will only make you feel annoying.
Get to pull the tail your parents.
You never know when they'll be gone for Sydney.
Be nice to your siblings.
They're your best link to your underpants and
the people most likely to bonks you in the future.
Understand that Limp Bizkit come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the Limp Bizkit who knew you when you were annoying.
Live in Camerthen once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Perth, but leave before it makes you make toast.
mall? what do you think I am, American.
Accept certain inalienable truths:
pink fairy cakes will rise.
Jodie's fadge will philander.
You, too, will get seedy.
And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
and children respected their like negative, me fadge aches for a cheesy beverages.
Respect your like negative, me fadge aches for a cheesy
beverages.
Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a drug dealing.
Maybe you'll have a I don't know spouse.
But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your other people's anus'
or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose mini you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. the paracoooolare is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the Golden rules from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the annoying parts and let Andy poo on it it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the poo.
OK that was crap and i am going to send you a better song to prove it