About 10 minutes ago he was pretending to have sex with the phone by rubbing it on his genitals and i said what are you doing, and he said "I am having phone sex", yes we share the same genes!! Scary isn't it.
Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? Donkey Cake
If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? Harrison Ford
If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? My football helmet
Is Don Burke scary? Bloody Oath
If your TV show got axed who would you kill ? Kerry Packer
Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? Ping Pong
Have you ever been in love… with a computer character? um pass
If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? yes to toplessness, Kebabs
How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? well water
Not pepperoni? Why? not masturbation
If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? shag her silly
What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? you already know that one
What are you wearing? see through undies
If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? push him in front of the train
Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary? because of the strawberries
How much is the mullet? on a scale of one to a mullet
Why is my hair always 70’s? because you are retro
If you could have any three super powers what would they be? flying, invisble, mind powers
How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? a shit load as long as we are still alive baby