scott rocks like a demented anus
OK this morning i was talking to the lovely Scott (AKA Nudo) and he yet again had a go at me about how there is not much written about him up here. So here we are Scott is so lovely, even though he didn't ring me all week because he thought i was at TAFE (yeah right) well i was but i don't go alll week. Scott is lovely, He looks great in make up even with facial hair and he doesn't care about stupid things. except for popstars. He used to sleep with the fan on and a blankie as well, and he would rather turn up one hour early than five minutes late for things, which is weird because i am always late for things. He has no will power. He loves Bardot and Destinys Child and he once paid $100 for him and skye to see Bardot live, so yes he is a regular user of drugs. He writes beautiful Welsh poetry. and he is really great. ok now i feel upset because everyone else will say, "how come you wrote so much about scott!" actually they won't but anyway.
The Fergus Noodle Questionnaire ok?
	What would you do if Stan Grant asked you to run away to his love den? Fall down crying not in a good way Do you like bootie cake or donkey cake? Either, I am not fussed If you could spank one millionaire who would it be? David Hassellhoff If you could have Jesus’ face appear on one of your belongings, which would it be? Bardot CD Is Don Burke scary? Hell yes If your TV show got axed who would you kill David Hassellhoff Are you you or have you been to you or are you me? I am tired Have you ever been in love… with a computer character? No, but i remember Ralph Miss Fergus If you could make up your own fast food restaurant what would it be and what kind of crap could you buy there and would there be topless waitresses? pineapples, because i want one now, and yes to topless waitresses because it is classy How did that other questionnaire have 70 questions in it? donkey Not pepperoni? Why? because it makes a good song If Vanessa Amorossi came over to your house what would you do? ask to play with her camel. No her metaphorical camel, her actual camel What is your dogs phone number you hot babe? you know What are you wearing? Fungis, oh that is a bit icky isn't it? If you Michael Jackson moonwalking at your train station what would you do? laugh Why isn’t the word moonwalking in my dictionary? i don't know How much is the mullet? Ummmmm Why is my hair always 70’s? Cause you are spesh If you could have any three super powers what would they be? Controlling the elements, flying, being invisble How much fun are we going to have in the year 2040? I will probably be dead so, you know not much
		wangle you mister