Scott's hardcore reviews of hardcoreness
Um hello, well the other day me (allstar fergus) and Nudo were a bit spazzed and i decided to make Nudo listen to some of my great musical things that i have and ask him for his opinion, and as usual he was full of greatness ok.
Squarepusher - Music is rotted one note
Nudo: well the 2nd track i find the mixing of the clangy and the wet fart repotoire (?) is light on the palate though that could just be my extra whitening sensation chewing gum which tastes like petrol
Dawn of the Replicants - Cabin Fever
Nudo: this is very Jordan Knight and it reminds me of the sea. The fat waitress gleams is that what this says??
Fergus: the fortress is bleak actually
Nudo: this is very rock the kids could totally rock out to this
Belle and Sebastian - L.L.P.J
Nudo: The vocals mingle in a way which is reminiscent (or however you spell it) of .... well... nothing really, i don't know what i am crapping on about ohh this girl is very 60's - i need to go and wiggle my money maker. The girl is the perfect maple syrup for this man pancake - tambourines rule ok? i wish i hadn't eaten all my mars bar
Solex - One Louder Solex
NUdo: my first impression is - where is that yodelling coming from? my GOD!!!!!!!!! is this Veruca Salt? i hope so ummm no ok this isn't very rocking. But still a cup of tea aint bad.
Prolapse - One Illness
Nudo: no no umm no i don't think so - i am not feeling like a groovy - no offence Matthew
Mogwai - Ex Cowboy
nudo: mmm subtle, reminiscent of Metallica - who by the way i hate
Arab Strap: Cherubs
Nudo: ok i though this was U2 for a second. And while that may make me tragically unhip - I DON'T CARE -i am happy in my ignorance. Though it is quite funky.
Datblygu - Seven Little Coffins
Nudo: no just take it away now
Clinic - The Second Line
Nudo: ok, this is G - REAT!!!!!!  i am down with this. I want a tomato
The Delagados - Knowing when to run
Nudo: ok, i am king of over reviewing stuff but this is not g-reat. It is not c-rap. i feel indifferent. oh cokey beverage.
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