SATANIC WILLIAM
Satanic William is a Bobley God, that El Kunto and I found in our history texbooks in yr 9, due to his horrible gambling debts, he had hidden in there many years ago. And there is a whole large story here but bascially Satanic William started our whole Bobley thing and it was also Laura who was curious as to why Bob was short for Robert. She thought it should be short for Bobley and so yes anyway Satanic William was partly  responsible for the creation of the Earth as Kentockretarti was trying to impress him with her skills to get a shag. Oh and this will probably come as a surprise to most Bobley's because i never tell then about Bobleydom i like to keep them in the dark.
Ok there is so much more to go here but the movie show is on you know?  I shall also be scanning the amazing drawings we used to do ok? mainly of satanic william
Go to that Bobley thing