| Where Do Fit Chicks Go In The Winter? |
| The last couple of days have been really sunny, and so hanging around was cool because of all the skimpy tops and skirts flying around. But today as me and my mates walked around Exeter on a bit of a chick hunt, theres no sign of any fit birds!! Is this just a freak condition known as mingergities, is this an accident? Or coincidence? But why is it, as soon the weather turns all the nice girls, suddenly disapear? Do the mingers walking around at the mo do a kinda warewolf thing and as it gets sunny, take on a sudden change of good looks? Either way could I have the address of their yearly hibernateing spot? Oh well it seems that we are all just gonna have to wait until this years short lived summer. And so it seems this is anouther of these questions such as: Why do girls go to the loo in pairs? These are the questions which plague the human race, and as it seems, forever will remain unanswered |
| Why do women go to the loo in pairs? |
| A great excuss for a lesbian orgy this sudden urge causes our women to participate in dodgy on goings in the toilets of the particular building. Is this the case? Most women will have you know that the actual reason, is for a social chat, and to feel safe! But as us men know, that is quite obviously not the case. We don't exactly go to the loo and help each other undo our zippers (well i don't any way!), but maybe those very restricting trousers are hard to get out of! (I often have trouble getting my birds off cuss the bloody things are so tight!!!!!!!) |
| Its always my FAULT!!! |
| I heard a this joke the other day: A man walks into a bar and meets his mate, he says "I've just had a big argument with my missus, she kicked me out of the house in the end, but when I went to go she said: 'where the fuck do you think your goin!!!???!!!', what do I do?". His mate replies "take the punishment then fuck off outa the house!" So it seems we can't get away from all that nagging! But hey, a pint never agues back! But remember: PMT, a full moon and a bad phone call are an extremely bad mix! |