LAST UPDATE: 8/12/04

Flashpants Central

Giving out a hardy "Fuck you" since 1984.

New Columns!

The Movies of Summer 2004

Special Guest Columnist

Part I: Popcorn Flicks and Comedies

Greg "Geebus" Bowden

Part II: The Moral High Ground and the Bottom of the Barrel

The Olympics

Aimless Ramblings

1 - Hunting

10 - Xmas and New Year's

6 - War and Iraq

15 - Summer 2003 Movies Part 1

2 -  Random

11 - To Kill an American

7 - War and Iraq 2

3 - Red Lobster

12 - Classes

16 - Summer 2003 Movies Part 2

8 - America

13 - Baseball

4 - Assassins

9 - Lord of the Rings

5 - Food Awareness

14 - February

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