Women vs Men vs Guys

Example Chart of Men vs Guys

Taken from "The Complete Guide to Guys"
by Dave Barry
Men	Guys
Vince Lombardi	Joe Namath
Oliver North	Gilligan
Hemingway	Gary Larson
Columbus	Whichever astronaut hit the first golf ball on the Moon
Superman	Bart Simpson
Doberman Pinschers	Labrador Retrievers
Abbott	Costello
Captain Ahab	Captain Kangaroo
Satan	Snidely Wiplash
The Pope	Willard Scott
Germany	Italy
Geraldo	Katie Couric

Stimulus-Response Comparison Chart:
Women vs Men vs Guys

**Taken from "The Complete Guide to Guys" by Dave Barry**
Stimulus	Typical *Woman* Response	Typical Man Response	Typical Guy Response
An untamed river in the wilderness	Contemplate its beauty	Build a Dam	See who can pee the farthest off the dam
A child who is sent home from school for being disruptive in class	Talk to the child in an effort to determine the cause	Threaten to send the child to a military academy	Teach the child how to make armpit farts
Human Morality	Religious Faith	The Pyramids	Bungee Jumping

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