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Why are all your bikes dark colors and your friends is pink? He's not 50/50 is he?- Some old hag being curious about my lifestyle.
Come on Dan come down there with me, there's enough for the both of us. Besides she won't look that bad after I down these three 40's- Stick on mating with the old dirtball hag down the street from me.
What? That's more than you spent on the van you have, and this one is half as good- Dan's mom when he wanted to trade his big brown V8 monster for a VW "hippie" van.
Shouldn't you be riding right now?- T.J talking to some girls sitting beside him at the premier of American Pie 2.
Hey Dan guess what I was looking through my buddys ride magazine today at school and guess what I saw? A pic of Chris fucking Pergentile doing a cross fuckin footed caboose, what the fuck is he doing in ride anyways, what a bastard- AL Box using the best language he can to describe the situation to me.
All you do all day is that one wheel thing- Dan's mother describing Dans life.
We gotta get some snacks- Andew Zenknor and me on picking up girls.
Spit on it to make go in easier. Then split them apart with your hands, back up 10 to 15 feet and run and ram it right up in there. Chic's digit- Al telling Nick about the wonders of anal sex.
HEY!!......HEY!!....HEY, do u wanna ride- Al Box in my van trying to pick up a girl young enough to be his daughter.
Hey, rewind that for a second, hey that little bastard stole my trick!!!- AL Box questioning another riders originality.
Hey you look like a white Missy Elliot- Andrew Zenknor on Robyn's distinctive look.
Good morning this afternoon!!!- AL Box on trying to pick up my neighbour old enough to be his mother.
It's your fucking fault you fucking bastard!- Al screaming at Cory about him spilling a biggie size coke all over Cory's truck at IFL Whitby- He's screaming during the PRO's runs.
If you were a dog I would shave your ass bald and teach you to walk backwards- Nick's dad tellin Shawn Diaz his life ambitions. Lick my balls- Shawn's reply.
BUCKA!!!BUCKA!!!BUCKA!!! CHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!- Andrew Gobbo taking his panties off.
Hey Andrew take your panties off.- Randy Riches explaining Menopause.
If I was a girl, I'd be a slut they get all the guys- Dan Gurman on missed opportunities.
SMACK!!!- The sound of an egg thrown by Nick connecting against the bike frame of an unknown poser. SUCKA
I'll stab you!!!- Mini R.P replying to Derek's question on anal sex.
I need it!!!...BAD!!!...I'm dying....Hurry!!!FASTER!!!NOW!!!- Dan Gurman on sugar obsession.
Dandrew Faris- Adrian Furniss replying to yours truly.
I can't listen to the same radio station as you because all I can hear is you singing!!- Abe talking to beefy.
Hey look it's twin dick Nick- Dan Gurman telling Mini R.P that he looks like me.
Where's your bike helmets- Kyle screaming at us flatlanders from his car while he drives by the barn.
Where's your bike poser- Dan Gurman yellin back at Kyle.
Where's your friends- Kyle back at Dan.
Wanna hump- AL Box's pick up line
That shit ranks- Nick replying to the smell of the fart spray, after it was sprayed in my room by Mark and Al Box.
WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Nick screaming out the window of the van coming home from the IFL after doing good.
When am I gonna hit my Carlsberg years- Andrew Zenknor pondering the mysteries of life.
He better not cum on my backpack- Andrew Goulie worried about Matt and his g/f having sex in the same room as his stuff.
Your FAT, Everything is tight on you- Some guy yelling at T.J
Let's get naked- Mike yelling after he has some alcohol in his system.
Let's not- Anyone who has seen Mike naked.
Here's Nick Vaasssss, this guys got some juice.- Jay Miron describing Nick.
What do girls have to look forward to in life, all they are is fick bags- Dan Gurman's definition of a girl.
Who the fuck does this guy think he is!!! He's fuckin Mooshka!!! I'll kick his ass!!!- Nick plastered beyond belief commenting on a Mooshka wanna be- holding a conversation with us at the barn.
I am cold and scared- Adrian and Jake in the back of Matt Wrights pickup truck on the 401 on the way to the IFL.
You see that shampoo bottle over there? I think you know what to do with it.- Andrew Goulie talking to Derek in his shower.
Mooshka's brother was going out with her and then they broke up and he took the t.v from her, so me and a couple of guys are gonna dummy the sucker no matter what you do Dan, you never take a t.v from a woman- Dan's dad plastered talking about a once in a lifetime experience.
My barf tasted like that fart smelt!- Chris Pergentile after he had stomach problems.
That little Paki pushed me, LOL! Dan's dad after he was drunk and fell off the old torn down tree house.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK- Chris Pergentile two summers ago.
I won't need any rubbers for awhile- AL Box after his cliffhanger fall.
One's good in bed and the other gives good helmet- Mooshka's contemplating which of his 2 lady friends he should choose.
You get a pile of snow right. Dig out a big hole and but bottles of ketchup and a bunch of baby cloths into the bank, when the snow chewer comes, the little clothes and red stuff will be thrown all over the place, LOL. Just wait to see the expression on the plowers face.
You guys are like monkeys... Bodies of steel- Old man in grey van that came to the flats everyday to work out and watch us ride with no shirts on. LOL
I'll show you how to get a big chest like me. You take a piece of hose and (raising his arms over his face and proceeds to pull on the hose, side to side) pull it. You can even do it while your on the toilet- Same old guy telling us how to get as strong as him.
He looks at Chris's bottle of water, with a block of ice floating in it and says "How do u get that big ice in there"?. Chris replys "I freeze it overnight". He says "Oh Yeah, that would work too!" LOL
You can't have drive by's in ST Thomas, you'd be like damn we already left town- Owner of x-up skatepark.
Po-ke-Mon?What the hell is that? This is a Flatland not some fucking cartoon show- Mutt at 2001 T.O comp. Commenting on Chris's little toys he used to have on his backpack.
"That guy's a tennis NAZI'- Adam Pergentile after almost being hit by a tennis ball while riding in a tennis court.
This place is all up and down but I cant find Egypt, ya know- Jeff Desroche's opinion on B.C after existing a hot boxed car. Eric Effinger replys. "UH....yeah.....LOL"
"Fuck don't these people ever stop eating"?- Dan on how often the fat people at the movies get snacks.
"What the hell are you doing"?- T.J after some kid just walked by him in McDonalds.