"As the Butthole Surfers said, It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do."
"Anyways, enough of the name-dropping and ass kissing..."
"It is funny when I go to the chat room though, everyone tests me to see if I am really Flea and when I answer the truth they say "this guys an asshole, an imposter Flea would never say that" It is very funny. Watch I'm gonna go on the chatroom after I write this and this fleamail will not be on the website for a day or so I will say on the chatroom I am flea booga booga booga and I will be insulted, I will laugh but by the time you read this you will know it was me."
"Life is funny it is so funny it is hysterical."
"I was a crazy kid"
"Pretend music is a big Mona Lisa, and paint a mustache on it!"
"A lot of bands have leaders; one guy who's the main creative force. With us, it's a real four-way effort. Basically, we get together and start making noise, and when it feels good, we call it a song. Ya know?"