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| Name: Grant, Brendan Félix Niklolai
Alias: Flik Born: 10 December Place of Birth: Kitchen table Domicile: Under the table |
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| I was born on a kitchen table, other than that, I have also eaten on kitchen tables in the following countries: Norway, Canada, Berlin, England, the Czech Republic, Italy, France, Denmark, Sweden, and in many of the United States |
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I have also eaten at tables in the international waters between Norway, Germany and Denmark as well as in the air over several other countries. Sometimes I spilt food on myself, sometimes on others. That is my story so far. |
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