hello! my name is bernard earlobe, and i've been professionally mis-hearing abba lyrics for 6 years and 34 minutes.

hey, sorry i haven't been around for a while but ive been too busy murdering nuns with knitting needles.... those fucking god whores.

***update***

my bum is very dirty.

anyway, look... down there....a new one!

1. voulez vous

2. mamma mia

3. dancing queen

4. chiquitita

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