The "Real Deal" X-Viewers Guide"

Season one, This is how it all began.
Season two, The crumbling of The X-Files.

Season three, So much is uncovered.
Season four, an all new threat is revealed.

Season five, We're close to something here Scully.
Season six, new obstacles to overcome.

Season seven, Invasion.
Season eight, The end.

A pleasant walk through the fields of X-information

In this world their are so many questions left unanswered. In the X-Files their are so many answers left unquestioned.

Mulder's Survival Statistics.

(1.Almost died three or four times.
(2.Lost Father due to murder, by the hands of former FBI agent, now Russian Mob Terrorist "Alex Krycek".
(3.Shot in the head once.
(4.Survived exposure at least five times.
(5.Lost two of his most reliable source "Deepthroat" and "Mr. X", due to murder.
(6.Sister was abducted.
(7.Engaged in hand to hand combat with alien bounty hunter, three or four times.
(8.Suspected of murder two or three times.
(9.Survived boxcar explosion.
(10.Never really had the chance to kiss Agent Scully.
(11.Two ghosts fooled him into thinking that he shot Scully, and Scully shot him.
(12.Stung by an unidentified species that dwelled in the waters of the FL Keys.
(13.Survived the Bermuda Triangle.
(14.switched bodies with a man from the MIB, after a UFO conducted experiments with space time continuim.
(15.Mother committed suicide.
(16.Was almost devoured by a sickness eating, mutant indian, spirit beast.
(17.Abducted by aliens and is still missing.
(18.Appears to be dead.

Scully's Survival Statistics

(1.Lost Father, due to failing heart.
(2.Survived attacks made on her by a fat cell sucking mutant, shape shifting alien bounty hunters, werewolves, cancer eating mutant EMT etc.....
(3.abducted by aliens and our government, implanted with a metallic tracking tag.
(4.Contracted cancer after tag was removed, cured of cancer one season later.
(5.Discovered that she had a daughter as result of the abduction and a process in cross breeding alien/human hybrid EBE's.
(6.Later lost her daughter to a bacterial infection.
(7.Lost sister to murder in season number 3.
(8.Survived attack made by evil alien bountyhunter's that were torching abductie's.
(9.Survived being frozen in a tube, after being stung by a genetically hybrid killer bee and injected with alien DNA, in order to become a host for an E.B.E.
(10.Never really attempted to kiss Agent Mulder.
(11.Was also fooled by two ghosts into thinking that Mulder shot her, thus causing her to shoot Mulder, in her mind.
(12.Hasn't been on a date in over four years. Neither has Mulder.
(13.Braved the Bermuda Triangle in order to rescue Mulder.
(14.Still some what a skeptic, after all that she has seen, and lived through......