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| Hero - West Ham "Hello there and welcome to Hero, I am not very good at anything except for doing poos down the toilet because I have done one a day for my whole lifetime. One day I did a poo that was so big that it blocked the toilet and then mummy called a plumber and he had to pick up my poopoo and put it in the garden my mummy says that poopoo makes the flowers grow much bigger." |
| PASSION FOR FOOTBALL! |
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| Hello girls, my name is Alan Shearer and I love eating Ham Burgers, Cheese Burgers without the burger and Fries. Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get to Ghostbusters H2O and tell Winston that he is the best person in the world ever! |
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| A Picture is worth £1000, and don't judge a book by its cover. Remember to eat your jam sandwiches or you won't get any pudding. PS Pudding is birdshit suprise |