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FOOTBREAD KENNY
NOW YOU CAN BUY FOOTBREAD KENNY
MERCHANDISE. All money raised will go to support my fight against the
"bread mafia"
WHAT IS FOOTBREAD?
Footbread is a tradition that goes back to Siberia in the 1800's. Miners
who had their hands frozen in the mines, were put to work in the kitchens
kneading bread with their feet for the townsfolk. As baking technology
developed, Footbread was eliminated. Now consumers are forced to eat tasteless
mass produced corporate bread. That bread is full of chemicals and
preservatives to keep the bread fresh, but eliminates taste and destroys your
body. And don't get me started on those bread machines! They are
evil products that promote the use of chemicals and ignores the organic and
health benefits that bread is supposed to provide.
I have decided to bring back my ancestors tradition of Footbread to the Victoria area. But instead of using Miners feet, I will be using ATTRACTIVE MODEL'S FEET! Each loaf of Kenny's Footbread will have a photo and a bio of the model's feet that baked the bread. Baking is so impersonal these days this is a chance to intimately get to know who made your bread. And for an extra cost I will include a video showing the model kneading the bread with her feet. The video will have the entire baking process from beginning to the end. This is a revolutionary personalized service that the baking industry has been afraid to try.
At the 2004 Courtnall
Classic Celebrity golf tournament in Victoria, I talked to Pamela Anderson
about making some footbread for charity and She seemed intrigued with the
idea. I think every red blooded Canadian would love to have some genuine
Pamela Anderson footbread. Keep checking back with us, you never know
who's feet may be making your next loaf of bread.
KENNY'S TRADITIONAL FOOTBREAD USES ONLY ORGANIC, CHEMICAL FREE PRODUCTS
For the last year I have been fighting the Victoria and Canadian government as
they are trying to stop me from selling Footbread. They claim that the
bread is unhealthy and this is just a disguise for a foot fetish web site.
Let me tell you that all the models feet are cleaned and inspected before their
feet touch the dough. Who would you rather have touching your bread
- Pamela Anderson's feet (not under contraact ... yet) or some greasy smelly 300
pound man's hands? The government is paid off by the "bread mafia"
and trying to stop me from making a living. We are living in a
"DICTATORSHIP" but the "bread mafia" will not stop me.
Let me repeat this again THIS IS NOT A FOOT FETISH WEB SITE!!! If you
are a sicko into that sort of perversion their are lots of web sites for you.
This web site is only for lovers of bread and feet.
I would like to thank the What The?
radio show on CFUV 101.9 FM. for the support Craig and his crew have given me.
Although he seems to make fun of me at times, I am able to talk about the
website, my upcoming appearances and the benefits of Footbread. I send
press releases to every media outlet in town, CFUV is the only radio station in
Victoria to interview me. The rest of the radio, tv and newspapers are all
part of the "Bread Mafia" which want to keep me out of stores because
they don't want to lose sponsorship money by exposing the truth. As soon as the
legal problems are settled, you will be able to buy footbread right here on this
website!!!
Keep checking back with us as Kenny's Footbread will soon be available for sale
on this website delivered fresh.
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