Saying you believe in less government than Bill Clinton
is like saying you have had fewer bad hair days than Don King.
Saying you believe in less government than Bill Clinton
is like saying you have had fewer sex partners than Mick Jagger.
Think globally, act locally: SHOOT BACK!
The constitution was written in order to secure the
blessings of liberty, not the burdens of anarchy.
Jesus did not look like Ralph Reed.
I will stay out of your bedroom, if you stay out of my
wallet.
Ask not what your government can do for you. Ask what
your government can do to you.
The federal government's search for justice in the
aftermath of Waco has been about as sincere as O.J. Simpson's search for Ron
and Nicole's real killers.
The two major parties continue to fiddle while America
degenerates into a Sweden with missiles.
It will be a great day when taxpayers can keep all the
money they earn, and professional sports teams have to hold bake sales to
finance stadium construction.
The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, the
czars ruled Russia.
There are three things which I do not want the government
choosing for me: my doctor, my school, and my God.
Control freaks hate four things: cash, cars, guns, and
the internet. They all confer autonomy on the individual.
I do not need a supreme court to tell me what the
Constitution says any more than I need a priest to tell me what the Bible
says.
The Soviet Union exported three things: communism, vodka,
and hockey players.
Christianity is so often used as an excuse for depriving
people of freedom, that it is little wonder that so many other people want to
deprive Christians of their freedom.
Cogito ergo Newm.
A politician's guiding philosophy: "When in doubt,
pander."
Sprawl is beautiful.
Taxpayers are people, too!
Dumbed down churches are more dangerous than dumbed down
schools.
When they came for the Branch Davidians, we did not say
anything because we were not Branch Davidians.
I have never seen a politician purport to have bad
intentions, no matter what the agenda. Hitler thought he was doing the world a
favor.
A national boycott of sports is about as likely to happen
as a national boycott of sex.
Our current philosophy of government may be summarized as
follows: If it sounds good do it.
There was more religious freedom in the slave shacks of
the antebellum South than there is in today's public schools.
"Solve" and "problems" are not in the
Constitution.
It's the stupidity, stupid.
Communism only ever solved one problem:
immigration.
When you let people do whatever they want, you get
Woodstock. When you let governments do whatever they want, you get Auschwitz.
Terrorism is the global warming of the right. Global
warming is the terrorism of the left.
If Uncle Sam has nothing to hide, Uncle Sam has nothing
to worry about.
Asking the government to police itself is like asking
the Mafia to police itself.
Government is just the Mafia by other means.
Tyranny always comes wrapped in someone's good intention.
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