DRINK RESPONSIBLY, STUPID!
Drink when:
· Someone has a bad feeling about this.
· It's their only hope.
· An entire planet is described as having one climate.
· Somebody gets choked.
· A woman other than Leia is on screen
· An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)
· Somebody's hand gets cut off.
· A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
· There is a tremor in the Force.
· It's not someone's fault
· One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
· A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
· Someone exclaims "No!"
· Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
· Twice if it's not Han
For more, visit http://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/
starwars.game
The X-Files
One Sip if:
· Mulder utters a wry witticism or "Mulderism" (two sips if Scully actually smiles as a result).
· Mulder or Scully smile.
· Any character, including Mulder or Scully, shows their badge.
· Mulder is called "Fox."
· Scully is called "Dana."
· Mulder eats sunflower seeds.
· Reference is made to Mulder's obsession with porn.
· Mulder talks to Deep Throat or Mr. X.
· A computer does something computers cannot do.
· You see Smoking Man (smoking or not).
· Mulder or Scully call each other on cell phone and say, "It's me" or "Where are you?"
· Scully gives some long "scientific" explanation.
· Scully does an autopsy.
· Mulder or Scully is using a car-battery-powered Super-Flashlight.
· Scully misses the proof of a paranormal event.
· Mulder goes into a dark room and yells, "SCULLY!?!"
· Scully goes into a dark room and yells, "MULDER!?!"
· Skinner is seen outside of FBI Headquarters.
· Lone Gunmen appear/are consulted.
· Mulder loses or destroys his overcoat, and later appears wearing it again as if nothing had happened.
For more, visit http://www.webtender.com/handbook/games/x-files.game
The Ultimate Drinking Game Home Page
(strong language)
http://www.oocities.org/TelevisionCity/Set/
7200/drinking.htm
The Matrix
Take a sip when:
1. Anyone says "Mr. Anderson".
2. A body part breaks cement, tile, wood or glass.
3. Anybody says "The One".
4. Someone adjusts their sunglasses (includes putting on and getting knocked off).
5. Anyone says "…need an exit".
6. Hugo Weaving head butts someone.
7. The phrase "Blue pill".
8. Someone says "Free your mind".
For more, visit http://www.ics.mq.edu.au/~aaron/MatrixDrinkingGame.htm
Back to the Future
Take one drink when:
1) Marty is called a chicken.
2) Biff knocks on someone's head and yells, "Hello, anybody home?"
3) An actor has multiple roles
4) Doc exclaims, "Great Scott!"
5) Marty proclaims that something is heavy
6) Someone is addressed by his or her last name
Take two drinks when
1) Marty gets the crap beat out of him
2) Marty beats the crap out of someone else
3) Doc mutters to himself/acts mentally unstable
Take three drinks when
1) The DeLorean is refueled.
2) The phrase "back to the future" is used
For more, visit http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Agency/
7946/outatime.html
Take a sip if any of the following occur:
· Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
· Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
· Kirk gets the girl
· Kirk outwits a computer
· Kirk violates the prime directive
· Kirk's shirt gets ripped
· Kirk bluffs his out
· Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
· Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
· Kirk kisses the girl
· Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
· Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
· Spock shows emotion
· Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
· Spock looks into the science station
· Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
· Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
· Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
· Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'
· Sulu sets course
· Sulu has the con
· Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
· Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
· Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
· A redshirt dies
· The weapons are powerless
· The transporter is inoperative
· Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
· Communicators malfunction
· The shields are about to collapse
· The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to · The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
· A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
· Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
· Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes
For more, visit http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/filmtv/st-game.html
The Simpsons
Once:
· Homer says D'oh!
· Homer says "Mmmmmm...{food item}"
· Barney belches
· Marge growls
· Maggie falls
· For every credit Troy McClure lists
Twice:
· Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene) · Nelson laughs
· Homer strangles Bart
Three times:
· Grandpa falls asleep
· Cross dressing - anyone
· Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you'll want a buzz, won't you?)
· Drug reference/Any character "trips" out
· Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo
· Moe pulls a weapon
For more, visit http://www.keegan.org/jeff/humor/
simpsonsdrinkinggame.html
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Drink once:
*when the word "ugly" is superimposed on the screen.
for every close-up.
*for every death.
*when you hear an Ennio Morricone whistle/twang.
*every time you hear a harmonica in the score.
*when someone picks up, drops, lights, chews upon, or puts out on another man's face a cigar.
*when someone falls to the ground with a noose around his neck.
*for every bad dubbing job.
*every time Clint exposes his gun.
*for every Dead or Alive poster.
*whenever Clint kills 3 men or more in a gunfight.
*for every shot of a flabbergasted townsperson.
*every time Tuco calls Clint "Blondie".
For more, visit www.carkeysmcgee.com/gbu.htm
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