- Jeff shortcuts. Enough said.
- The Marinara Sauce
- Jeff's hat. Thrown out the window on.. what road was that anyway?
- "I swear, I was looking for Q-Tips and then..."
- "I love German cars!"
- "Dude! I didn't know hot girls played golf!"
- Dan - Hey... there's a hole in my new shirt! .... No, wait... it's for a button. Nevermind.
- That's the last time I ever get anything "Super Sized". This thing is bigger than his (Dennis' 3 yr. old brother Colin) head!
- Blasting Rage down Depew is definately a death wish.