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ladkiyon ki kami nahin gaalib
ladkiyon ki kami nahin gaalib
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ladkiyon ki kami nahin gaalib
:mad: Phir saali milti kyon nahin
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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
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GUYS:
Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen
Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.
GIRLS:
Aisa mat kah jalim, yeh maha pap hoga
Saale Kabhi too bhee kisi hasina ka bap hoga.
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...
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Gul gaya gulshan gaya, gayi gaalon ki laali
Gul gaya gulshan gaya, gayi gaalon ki laali
Saale ab toh peechha chhod de, main ho gayi bachchon waali!!
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Aur bhi cheezein bahut si lut chuki hain dil kay saath
Yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmaane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad...
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon mein 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon mein 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon....
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GUY:
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
GIRL:
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Maine pucha chand se
kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...
Maine pucha chand se
kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...
Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..
:mad: itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi??? :mad:
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Koi patthar se na maare mere deewane ko..
Koi patthar se na maare mere deewane ko....
Abbey nuclear ka zamana hai,
Bomb se uda do saale ko..!! :p
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teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila...
jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila..
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Uski julfon ko dekh kir armaan mera bhadkaa tha
Uski julfon ko dekh kir armaan mera bhadkaa tha
Zulf hatakir dekha who ladki nahi ladka tha..
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ek machchar (mosquito) ne kaata
ajab junoon tha...
ek machchar ne kaata
ajab junoon tha...
pehle socha maar doon..
phir socha 'apna hi khoon' tha..
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe "Kya cute ho",
Bheed main sab kahe "side ho, side ho",
Bombay, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Mujh mein, us mein, kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Arre aap bhi kaho, "Chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho!!
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kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ??? (wah-wah wah-wah )
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Kaun kahta kai aasma me ched nahi hota...........
Kaun kahta kai aasma me ched nahi hota.....
ek pathar to jara jor se uchalo yaaron
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Kutta ban gaya hun tere pyar mein...
Kutta ban gaya hun tere pyar mein...
Yahin nahin aata toh sun... BHOW BHOW
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khudi ko ker bulund itna ke everest ki choti pe ja pahuche,
khudi ko ker bulund itna ke everest ki choti pe ja pahuche,
aur bhagvan tumse khud poochhe : "abbe gadhe, ab utrega kaise??"
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Jab Tota (parrot) Hua Dirty,
To Tote Se Boli Maina,
Jab Tota (parrot) Hua Dirty,
To Tote Se Boli Maina,
Don't Worry. Ab Surf Excel Hai Na!
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Yaad Karta Hoon Tumhe Yaad Aati Hi
Nai
Kaise Aayae Woh Cheez Jo Jaati Hi Nahi |
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Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye haq
hai tumko
Meri baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai |
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Judai ka pata hota agar pyaar se
pehle,
To maut ki duva mangte hum deedar se pehle. |
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Peete hain sharaab hum jinhe bhulane
ke liye
wo hi aa jaate hain yaad hamen rulane ke liye |
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manzilon pe aake lut-te hain dilon
ke karvaan
kashtiyan saahil pe aake dobti hain pyar ki |
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Abkey bichdey phir shayad khuabon
mein milein..
sookhey huey phool jaisey kitaabon mein milein. |
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Daulat E Dard ko duniya se chupa kar
rakho
Aankh mein aansu nah ho aur dil mein samandar rakho |
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Mohabbat Ke Liye Kuch Khaas Dil
Maqsoos Hote Hai
Yeh Woh Nagma Hai Jo Har Saaz Pe Bajaya Nahi Jaata |
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aaj teri yaad aayi to aansu nikal
aye
dil aaj bhi yeh sochta hai
tum kyon na humein mil paye |
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Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,
Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.
Wafa ka naam lete hi,
hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai |
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Aap Gairon ki baat karte hain,
humne Apno ko Aajmaya hai!
log Katoan se bachkar chalte hain,
humne Fooloan se Jakhm khaya hai!! |
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Usko chaha bhi to iqraar karna na
aaya,
Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar karna na aaya,
Usney maanga bhi agar kuch to maangi judaai,
Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar karna na aaya |
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Raat ki tanhai mein unko awaaz diya
karte hain
Raat mein sitaaron se unka zikre kiya karte hain
Woh ayen ya na ayen humare khwabon mein
Hum toh bus unhi ka intezaar kiya karte hain |
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Ho chuki mulakaat abhi salaam baaki
hai
Tumhare naam ki do ghoont sharaab baki hai
Tumko mubarak ho khushiyoon ka shamyaana
Mere naseeb me abhi do gaz zameen baki hai |
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Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga
Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga
Na Ho Yakin To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se
Mera Janaza Teri Baarat Se Aacha Hoga |
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Bahot Koshish Ki Magar Na Bhula
Paaya Main Tujhko,
Yaad Tumhari Satati Rahi, Chaen Bhi Na Aaya Mujhko,
Sote Waqt Bhi Chehra Saamne Nazar Aaye,
Kya Mil-Jayega Mujhko Pyar Mera,
Bas Yahee Sochte Sochte Raat Guzar Jaye. |
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Pher lete hain nazar, dil se bhula
dete hain
Kya yun hi log wafaon ka sila dete hain
Wada kiya tha phir bhi na aaye mazar par
Humne to jaan di thi isi aitbaar par
Kyon bhula diya humein, kyon dil se gira diya
Hum to yun hi mare huye the, aap ke inkaar par |
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Socha na thaa teri ulfat mey aisee
thokar khaayenge
Pyar kee duniya mey saans lene sey pahle hi mar jaayenge
Ab pataa chala ke Ishq ek Khel hai koi jasbaat nahi
Aur kitney dil yaha jeete aur haarey jaayenge
Chahta tau hu magar aasaan nahi tuje bhoolna
teri yaadon ke sahare yuhi din kat tey jaayenge |
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