Here is some misc wittly quotes and whatnot for your viewing pleasure

[in a supermarket, in craig, being wildly bouncy and overall, pretty amuzed and krazy] JEdy: Pops head out around corner of Isle, quickly withdraws, upon discovery of Old couple with shopping cart. Old lady pushing shopping cart:"ooooh, I thought I was seeing things..." JEdy: pops head back around isle. Old lady Pushing shopping cart:"ooh, I guess I was!" ::amused::

::Talkin to Maddie about how she should get Salival::
Maddie:"I trust your Musci-taste"
JEdy:"yes, Maynards Dick does have a very distinctfully tasteful goodness about it..." (okay, so that's not exactly how it happened, but you get the idea)

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::sitting in Craig eating candieeeee::JEdy:"ummm... does that say Nerds Rape??" Ayaire: ::chokes on nerds rope:: JEdy:"and what are those little people doing?!"

::talkin to Kassi online:: -long silence- JEdy:"arrr... just got a little verbal constipation goin there..."

By ayaire

Last night at Deca, very late at night: Kina (waking up) "Pink Floyd" Me: "Wha? Why did you say Pink Floyd?" Kina: "Well, if you're into that kinda of music." (falls back asleep) That was about an hour before he fell asleep on my bed and I yanked his leg back and forth to wake him up but he didn't so much as turn over.

At the iditarod: "Men, Women, and Dogs!!!!!!"

Dustin: (one of the poser orifices on the Valdez deca team) "AAAAAAAAAAIIiiii EEEEEEEEhEHEHEHEHEEHEHE... AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHEHEHEheeheheheheheheheheheeh" (As I tickled him on the stairs as he held me so I couldn't get away as a crowd emerged to see what kind of piggy was being castrated.)

Freaky gothic lookin Chick (using dubbed Italian accent) with denim trench coat who reminds me of Sierra: "I like what you've done with the place" To Jed, in response to his banquette attire and general overall appearance. (none to formal)

Kandi, Jama, or I, take your pick, we all did it in response to a guy who looked a whole hell of a lot like Etan Etavillain. : "Oh, hey, there's Ethan" Chris: ::Jumps violently:: "WHA!!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

-this one being very late at night, once aagain at deca, with all of us hangin out in me and Weston's room (adjoining with dan and Jonothans)- JEd: ::removes shade from lamp and places on head, proceeds to stumble around::
Jonathan Richar: "How do you turn it on???"
JEd: ::collapses in a violent fit of uncontrollable laughter::

Rick: "If you're going to do it, you might as well do it right." (In response to Jon and I flailing a slow-dance.)

"Chicks Dig Me" (the T-shirt Kina is wearing
"I MAKE BOYS CRY" (The pin Kina is wearing)

Jed: "I'm missing certain anatomical features." -When contemplating if Jed should try my banquette dress as a test to see if he gets as little eye-conact as i did.-

Ayaire: "I'm missing certain anatomical creatures ..." -Just now, when I was trying to quote Jed-

-Kina had a couple of his friends (coinciddently, both female) come hang out with us at the hilton the last day of Deca. these two (Erika and Grace) became known as "Kina's Girls"-
::after a few hours:: Boxy (aka, the decathlete from Florida): "They're still here??? How much did you pay?"

"SIMETRY!!!" (We where trying to get the "lounge" simetric..... moving people around) Jama was sitting in Circis's lap, there was a strange guy with a funny haircut was sitting in the chair opposite to Boxy and Jama, with Dan (Spanky) on the right, The guy with the scary Grandma on the right, and then there was me (Kina) on the left with Rick. A was sitting on the table. then for a second there was "Crispy" from Craig standing opposite of the nameless chick on the phone. Then A sat on the guy with the funny haircut's lap... AND WE HAD PERFECT SYMMETRY!!!!!! although "my" Sarah would not take part in the "festives"...

Ayaire: "Okay, may we all believe in Miracles, if only for three nights!" (My inspirational non-alchoholic berry-flavoured toast to Chris, Jed, Kina, Jama, and, I think, Weston the night before the second day of testing.)
"Remove Then Open" (The cap of the non-alchoholic champaign that Kina was trying to pull the top off of.)

Weston and I, in the middle of the Diamond Mall ice rink: "FOR A COWBOY HAS TO SING -- Wooooooweeeee --- AND A COWBOY HAS TO YELL -- uaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhh -- OR HIS HEART WILL BREAK INSIDE OF HIM... AT THE GATES OF THE HOME COREL!!!!!!! (Daniel payed us five bucks each to holler that Roy Rodgers song there loud enough that people on the rink and outside of it could hear us! --- CHRIS, DAMNIT, WE ARE DOING THAT NEXT TIME WE're TOGETHER!!!!!

Jed: "Rheaaaaaiiiiiiiiii" (He makes that sound VERY suddenly and VERY loudly when I(ayaire)) tickle him. )

Jed: "Mmmm.... Mike for breakfast." ::proceeds to eat microphone::

-playing Musci after finishing a song-Kindda Kina: "well, that sucked bloody ass, man..." JEd: woh! ::muscical inspiration:: ::plays chord:: "But sucking ass man! da da da da daaa daaaa!!!"

And then theres the conversations with Phil.... yessir.
Phil is a delightfull individual. He is a friend of matts (erika's brother).... and I mess with him. he is fun. 

NormalSee  says:
phil
NormalSee  says:
U r
NormalSee  says:
T A N K
Phil says:
hey
Phil says:
what
Phil says:
T A N K
NormalSee  says:
no, that's entirely different
Phil says:
what about it
NormalSee  says:
you just don't understand do you?
Phil says:
in what way
Phil says:
Im beginig to think you are crazy
Phil says:
why dont you eliberate
NormalSee  says:
I would eliberate, but It's extremely painfull
NormalSee  says:
and I don't do it more than once a year
Phil says:
why
NormalSee  says:
I'm saving it for this fall
Phil says:
really
NormalSee  says:
no, not really, you dimwit
Phil says:
ha
Phil says:
nice
NormalSee  says:
eliberate is not a word
Phil says:
didnt think so
Phil says:
really
NormalSee  says:
I believe you
Phil says:
hmmmmmm
Phil says:
about what
NormalSee  says:
that you didn't think so
NormalSee  says:
but I wasn't being serious, I don't believe
NormalSee  says:
any fool could tell
NormalSee  says:
I do apologize, msn hates me
NormalSee  says:
as do many other things
NormalSee  says:
such as my brain
Phil says:
ha ha ha
Phil says:
so did I hurt "someones" feelings?
NormalSee  says:
the previous message has no relation to the previous typed messages
Phil says:
hey,you know what I dont have time for your bs
Phil says:
hmmmmmm okay/
NormalSee  says:
"hey,you know what I dont have time for your bs" does not make sense
Phil says:
whats your name
NormalSee  says:
please retype in a way normal people can understand
NormalSee  says:
My name is JEdly
NormalSee  says:
that is all you must know
Phil says:
now I know who I am going to kick the #$%@ out of
Phil says:
nice,
Phil says:
so how does it feal,being a ass
NormalSee  says:
no, actually you don't
Phil says:
and a idiot
NormalSee  says:
just like you feel, however that is
Phil says:
music, Sci-Fi, music, PS2, Music, Comps, building my own Guitars... guitar addict for 4 years, live in gathering of 35 people in houses in SE Alaska. much notingness available, if any shortages occur. 
NormalSee  says:
yes?
Phil says:
which sums you up as a...FAGGET
Phil says:
lol
NormalSee  says:
yes?
Phil says:
ahhh man,so what do you want
Phil says:
go play with yourself
NormalSee  says:
people who laugh at their own jokes are not the most intelligent folk
Phil says:
I am laughing at your dumb ass
NormalSee  says:
no, my brain desires to play with you for the moment
Phil says:
really
NormalSee  says:
I am laughing at your dumb ass

Phil says:
so my fist desires to hit you at the moment
NormalSee  says:
oh>
NormalSee  says:
your fist thinks for itself does it?
NormalSee  says:
and your brain? \
Phil says:
but hey,you need help
NormalSee  says:
did it go on vacation?
Phil says:
really,you do
NormalSee  says:
and why would I need help more than a sorry individual such as yourself?
NormalSee  says:
I do apologize for interupting our delightedly interesting conversatin
  
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I do apologize for interupting our delightedly interesting conv...
  ::he signs off::



NormalSee  says:
hello phil
NormalSee  says:
why did you run away
NormalSee  says:
were you afraid?
NormalSee  says:
phil? are you there?
NormalSee  says:
Philllll.....
Phil says:
you lick balls
Phil says:
fuck you bitch ass faget
NormalSee  says:
::cracks knuckles::
Phil says:
ill kill you
NormalSee  says:
and how do you plan on doing that?
NormalSee  says:
please, be specific
NormalSee  says:
I would like to know
NormalSee  says:
phil?
NormalSee  says:
are you there?
NormalSee  says:
was that an empty threat, phil?
Phil says:
shut up bitch 
NormalSee  says:
why are you silencing my question?
Phil says:
dont speak unless you8r spoking to
NormalSee  says:
and why would I be eight spoken to?
Phil says:
ffuck you
NormalSee  says:
Is that a special term of your own invention>
Phil says:
cock sucker
NormalSee  says:
ffuck me?
NormalSee  says:
and what are the two f's for
NormalSee  says:
double the fun?
Phil says:
by the way tell  your mom that head was greatr last night
NormalSee  says:
and I suppose you think that my mother was in anchorage last night>
NormalSee  says:
well, you are quite mistaken
NormalSee  says:
are you hallucinating about my mother again?
NormalSee  says:
such are not things normal people do...
Phil says:
yes
Phil says:
and yoou
NormalSee  says:
but if you'r into that type of thing
NormalSee  says:
ooh, vafuncelo?>
NormalSee  says:
It will be ever so fun
NormalSee  says:
why don't you come on over for a little s&m
Phil says:
suck my cock
NormalSee  says:
into electrical play?
NormalSee  says:
that's my specialty
NormalSee  says:
that can be arranged as well
NormalSee  says:
so why are you calleing me a FAGET, when you are obsessed with male "anatomical" features?
NormalSee  says:
now that is a question worthy of ponderization
NormalSee  says:
phil?
NormalSee  says:
....
Phil says:
shut up you fuck,,,before i fuck your mom and rip your clit off clean
NormalSee  says:
ooh, so now I have a clit?
NormalSee  says:
I thought I was a Faget
NormalSee  says:
aka, a male homosexual
NormalSee  says:
phil?
NormalSee  says:
are you there?
NormalSee  says:
I apologize for pointing this out
NormalSee  says:
obviously, I have shamed and embarrassed you
NormalSee  says:
I will desist from such crude language
NormalSee  says:
phil?
NormalSee  says:
are you there phil?
  
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phil?
  
NormalSee  says:
oh, so now you have blocked me
NormalSee  says:
I do not see why I annoy you so muchg
  
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I do not see why I annoy you so muchg
  
NormalSee  says:
maybe it is because you are insecure?
NormalSee  says:
yes, maybe that is it
NormalSee  says:
maybe you are a closeted homosexual yourself?
NormalSee  says:
is that it? that would explain your obvious fascination with the terms faget, and suck my cock...
NormalSee  says:
so be it
  
   GoPher  has been added to the conversation.
  
NormalSee  says:
I will now let my dogs after you
NormalSee  says:
have fun evading the hounds of my eternal conciousness
Phil says:
 dont have time
Phil says:
bye
NormalSee  says:
good excuse
NormalSee  says:
but obviously transparent
 GoPher  says:
tadaaa
 GoPher  says:
yiiipeeee
NormalSee  says:
you go, little brother
 GoPher  says:
he is just no fun, eh?
NormalSee  says:
for awhile, yes
 GoPher  says:
why?
 GoPher  says:
did he block me?
NormalSee  says:
I remain uncertain
Phil says:
stfu
 GoPher  says:
hHEY!!!
NormalSee  says:
I thought you were going to leave?
 GoPher  says:
quite the use of acronymes
NormalSee  says:
obviously I was correct in my assumption
 GoPher  says:
SNAFU!!!
NormalSee  says:
: trokes gat::
 GoPher  says:
yes
NormalSee  says:
trokes gat, indeed
 GoPher  says:
I think he is fading in and out of exsistence
NormalSee  says:
he is infected with a quantum fluctuation!
NormalSee  says:
he needs help immediatly!
NormalSee  says:
quickly!
 GoPher  says:
::: strokes interplaneal portal:::
 GoPher  says:
haaa
 GoPher  says:
you may never get away
 GoPher  says:
he isn't worth it
 GoPher  says:
let the beasts have him
NormalSee  says:
yes
  
  Phil has left the conversation.
  
NormalSee  says:
I will now post this worthy bit

SenseLess says:
hello, Phill
SenseLess says:
How are your Man-Friends
Phil says:
do I know you
SenseLess says:
does it really matter?
SenseLess says:
Do I know you?
SenseLess says:
no.
SenseLess says:
so ho cares, not me
SenseLess says:
so how are your man-friends?
SenseLess says:
I'm curious
Phil says:
a little too much for me
SenseLess says:
your man-friends are to much for you?
SenseLess says:
are they really that good?
Phil says:
yep
SenseLess says:
okay, that's just meen
Phil says:
they are,but,there is just a itsy bitsy problem
SenseLess says:
yes?
Phil says:
all the guys I know are idiots,so I only have girls
SenseLess says:
what's wrong with being an idiot? 
SenseLess says:
do you discriminate against idiots and not consort with them?
Phil says:
you tell me your one
SenseLess says:
cuz you don't seam that intelligent yourself
SenseLess says:
judging from previous chat's I've had with you
SenseLess says:
beggars can't be choosers, you know
Phil says:
yeah but im not you,so I can choose
SenseLess says:
I'm an imbecile, not an idiot, there is a rather large difference
SenseLess says:
your statement defies my primitive logic
SenseLess says:
please restate that into something my primitive mind can grasp
SenseLess says:
please
SenseLess says:
I beg you
Phil says:
so is there a dif. between your ugly face and your mom's?..I dont think so they are both ugly
SenseLess says:
so how does this statement: "yeah but im not you,so I can choose"
SenseLess says:
and this statement: "so is there a dif. between your ugly face and your mom's?..I dont think so they are both ugly"
SenseLess says:
have any corelation to one another
SenseLess says:
they seam to be brittle ramblings of a heroin broken mind, to me
Phil says:
excuse me I am busy,so talk to your mom,dad,brother,sister,ect.
SenseLess says:
are you attempting to politley ask me to leave?
SenseLess says:
how admirably sporting of you
SenseLess says:
but I'm afraid you're going to have to do worse than that
Phil says:
umm not politley
Phil says:
hull ass and go
Phil says:
umm okay ??????
SenseLess says:
hull ass?
SenseLess says:
does that make sense to you?
SenseLess says:
I must be very delusional, because this really doesn't make sense to me
SenseLess says:
I must be a very large imbecile indeed
Phil says:
???-, ?????
SenseLess says:
interesting
SenseLess says:
do you find me amusing?
Phil says:
???-, ?????
Phil says:
i find you really wierd
SenseLess says:
is that so
Phil says:
are you high
SenseLess says:
so you find me weird, then you find me high?
SenseLess says:
which am I, good sir
SenseLess says:
please do tell
Phil says:
so that is
SenseLess says:
so what is, do pray tell
Phil says:
ummmmmmmmmm
Phil says:
you are high
Phil says:
smoking that weed
Phil says:
 
SenseLess says:
why do you think so?
Phil says:
 
SenseLess says:
judging from my words?
SenseLess says:
you judge me on drugs because I talk intelligibly/
SenseLess says:
?
SenseLess says:
such is strange logic, indeed
SenseLess says:
I must be very much an imbecile indeed not realize such matters
Phil says:
what intelligence?
Phil says:
or
Phil says:
a
Phil says:
complete
Phil says:
loZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
SenseLess says:
what intelligence are you refer ing too?
SenseLess says:
you complete me
SenseLess says:
and amuse me as well
SenseLess says:
will you marry me?
SenseLess says:
please?
SenseLess says:
I'd cook, and flush the twoilet after you
SenseLess says:
even wash dishes?
SenseLess says:
I'd be your love slave....
SenseLess says:
anything for your Phil-ness
SenseLess says:
please? 
SenseLess says:
let me, you won't regret it...
Phil says:
hmmmmmm I am sure you'll make your mother very happy one day,but wait till she divorces your dad to much  of one idiot could kill her
SenseLess says:
are you refer ing to yourself as an idiot?
SenseLess says:
because I already informed you that I was not, in fact an idiot, but an imbecile
SenseLess says:
the difference is really nations wide
Phil says:
I would be talking about your father
Phil says:
you along with him
SenseLess says:
oh, that's not at all the impression I got
Phil says:
hey,I know the number of a really good theropidiest
Phil says:
want his number?
Phil says:
nevermind,you would hit on him
Phil says:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SenseLess says:
did you memorize it all by yourself?
Phil says:
nope guess your goin to hell
SenseLess says:
I would love his number, loveslave
SenseLess says:
hell is a subjective illusion existing only in the minds of a delusional populace
SenseLess says:
eventually, i do plan on going there
SenseLess says:
well you join me?
Phil says:
or,its a place where GOD puts faggets like yourslef
Phil says:
take the other train
SenseLess says:
did you read anything I said back there?
SenseLess says:
you are the epitomy of that delusional populace, young man
SenseLess says:
why oh why sir, did you block my good brother?
SenseLess says:
oh, so now you deam it neccessary to leave our delightfully insightfull and amusing conversation?
  
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why oh why sir, did you block my good brother?
  
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oh, so now you deam it neccessary to leave our delightfully ins...
  
SenseLess says:
you subjectively delusional individual, you...
  
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you subjectively delusional individual, you...

Guitars: well, I've got quite a collection. I'll start with tha first one I got and work my way up.::=> 1. an ibanez, very cheap model, with fender style bridge. it is now modified to have a spruce pickguard (improves the tone a bit) (plenty of that wood around here in alaska, yessir) and it is tuned with a bass string on the bottom, to staind tuning, 2. Ibanez RG-470 in New Penny. really freaky cool looking, all metallica-eee lookin and junk. goot guitar, great action, and what not. unfortunately I don't play it much anymore, kuz I can't stand the stupid floyd rose trem... gar. anyone wanna BUY it ??? I'd be willing to part with it pretty cheap. 3. Sprucey. (okay, well I actually made this one. at least the body. I bought the neck from Warmoth, they make great necks. and , uuhhh, bought the hardware. it has an emg 89 in the bridge and an 81 in the neck position. I luv it. the body is a solid chunk of Sitka Spruce (like on an acoustic) in the style of a Jackson Soloist. it has a really godd tone, none better that I've played, cept maybe for that o(Ð `QGET http://www.bigtrends.com/bigtrends.css HTTP/1.1 Accep: */* Accept-Language: en-us Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate If-Modified-Since: Sat, 21 Jul 2001 18:21:11 GMT; le