Above: The Highlands hipster mecca Seidenfaden's Cafe in Louisville has a men's room with a lovely shade of green, and is one of those rare but wonderful restrooms where graffiti is encouraged. Delightfully trashy and cozy enough to live in. Below: the restrooms at the Louisville Zoo are always so filthy, I think I'd rather go out and squat in the hay with the zebras. Plenty of stalls though. The fluorescent lights really give me the psychotic ickies.

Since time began, me (Grillo the Clown) has been concerned that no one is properly documenting the public restrooms of the commonwealth. Yeah, well, here I is. Puttin' my maypo where my mouth is. In 2001, Grillo's International Restroom Group was founded to archive, record, study, and preserve our planet's proud restroom heritage. Today Kentucky, tomorrow der vorld!!! If you has pics of Kentucky restrooms, send them to old Grillo at clowngrillo@hotmail.com and give lots of pertinent details. If you like, review them as you would a comic book, a restaurant, or a left handed veeblefetzer.