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WHATS THE SENSE IN TRAINING? SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
BY GARY MAN, CORRESPONDENT FOR FSOCCER.COM
1. Training only gets you fit, and if you get injured
its all for nothing.
2. Takes away from time laying around or doing soft
core drugs and playing play station.
3. Its not like your going to be an athlete for life
so why bother sweating and fooling yourself as if you
have potential. Am I right or am I right?
4. Even if you like to train hard, half of your lazy
ass teammates don't give a shit.
5. You are running so damn hard that your getting
sweat in your eye, skidmarks in your shorts, and your
balls have shrunk to the size of 2 shrivled lentils.
IS THIS ANYWAY TO LIVE? Don't forget about the silver
dollar blisters on the bottom of your feet.
...all in favor of giving up on training give a silent
"Hell Ya" in your head.
To join the S.T.I.F.F.Y. all you have do is stop
training. For a cool patch email STIFFY@stiffy.com
S-SCREW
T-TRAINING
I-ITS
F-FOR
F-FUCKED-UP
Y-YAHOOS
Join the STIFFY alliance today, the only thing you
will regret is your weight, cholesteral, and your
inibility to walk up stairs without an inhaler.
