My name is Zippy... me like to go fast and fall down
Mongo on his mighty  Glide somewhere in MN
For one reason or another Mongo loves to ride his scooter in the horizontal position... a.k.a. lay it on it's side.  He just called OneEye the other day and said, "OneEye, come right over, I was moving my scooter and I slipped on the ice and I can't get it back up."  Well there it was lying down leaking oil, ole OneEye laughed his ass off.