OneEye in Spearfish Canyon, SD

OneEye is just plain nuts, he got his nickname 'cuz he can only see out of one eye.  One time ole OneEye was at a golf outing, and as a guy got ready to tee off, OneEye walked over to the guys ball, whipped it out and pissed on his golf ball.  Then he said to the guy, "Okay, now knock the piss out of the ball."