Don't enter this website if you hate criticism, vulgarity, or sarcasm. This website is recommended for a mature, open-minded, and halfway intelligent audience because stupid people misinterpret everything and will assume that I'm going to kill them and eat their pets. Those sad, pathetic idiots.

This website best viewed with Internet Explorer with a big resolution. None of this 800x600 nonsense.
Viewing this website with Netscape will result in it looking like the inside of a septic tank.

Any persons mentioned within this webpage are purely coincidental. Including me.
I don't exist. I'm just a distorted figment of your imagination. Please don't sue.
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