Jed Skinner

Instrument
: Drums
Age: several thousand Years
Special Move: 'infinity time' drumming

Jed is a suspected terrorist who plays drums, usually very fast. Jed is also master of the 'keys' and has often tickled the ivories during
a cockney knee's up with myself and Pete. Jed often makes obscene and quite frankly blasphemous drum and bass.
Peter Bradley

Instrument
: Sax [Vocals]
Age: 18
Special Move: Sleazy Sax Solo's

Pete is a sufferer of too many sexually transmitted diseases to list due to his active love life with many anonymous people [some unaware at the time] Pete is sax master and official karaoke King of Tupton's 'Britannia' public house.
Richard Brown

Instrument
: Guitar [vocals]
Age: 17
Special Move: The 'Squeel'

I am the worst guitarist in the world but i enjoy singing about horrible sickening things that i find funny. I hate music. I believe myself to be better than Jesus himself.
            Pete                       Rich                        Jed
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