PAGE 36 SEPTEMBER 24, 2002 WELCOME BACK!! "CHANCES ARE..." QUESTION: HOW MANY "COINCIDENCES" DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?! ANSWER: HOPEFULLY...NOT TOO MANY MORE!! EVER SINCE JUNE 28, 2000; WHEN I FIRST GOT IN TOUCH WITH BILL CLINTON, THINGS JUST "AIN'T BEEN RIGHT". BUT THE WEAK EXPLANATIONS THAT FOLLOWED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE EVENTS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DISCUSS...NOW. THE OLD SAYING: IT'S NOT THE CRIME, IT'S THE COVER-UP" IS IN FULL EFFECT, AND EVEN AS I TYPE THIS, THEY'RE PLOTTING HOW TO KEEP FROM "LOOKING BAD" IN THE LIGHT OF OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY OF THOSE DARN COINCIDENCES. WE HAVE ALL SEEN THE CARTOONS WHERE THE BRIGHT IDEA IS SYMBOLIZED BY THE LIGHT BULB COMING ON OVER THE PERSONS HEAD. ANYONE WHO ISN'T A MEMBER OF THE KGB SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH "LIGHT BULBS" LIGHTING UP TO START THEIR OWN ENERGY COMPANY!! SO, AS A PUBLIC SERVICE TO THOSE WHO HAVEN'T HAD THE LIGHT BULB TURN ON...YET; I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT MY FRIENDS DOWN AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH KNOW AS: "OK...LET'S REVIEW:" 1. WITH A POPULATION OF OVER 280 MILLION PEOPLE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT A PRESIDENT ACTUALLY KNOWS A "NOBODY" LIKE DOUGLAS CLARK, WHO HAS NEVER MADE A POLITICAL DONATION, STUFFED AN ENVELOPE, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? (1 - IN - 280 MILLION...AT LEAST) 2. OK NOW, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT TWO PRESIDENTS KNOW WHO DOUGLAS CLARK IS? (ASK THAT "PROFESSOR" FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF BUFFALO, SINCE HE SEEMS TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS) 3. WHAT ABOUT THREE PRESIDENTS, ALL HAVING KNOWLEDGE OF THE SAME "NOBODY", BUT WILLING TO KEEP IT AS THEIR OWN "LET'S BACKSTAB EACH OTHER" SECRET? 4. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THE LATEST PRESIDENT OT THE UNITED STATES...VLADIMER PUTIN; KNOWING THAT DOUGLAS CLARK IS A THREAT TO HIS PRESIDENCY? (ANYONE WHO CAN GET BUSH TO MASTERMIND SEPT 11th, AND CHENEY TO COVER IT UP; IS THE "REAL" PRESIDENT) 5. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT BUSH WOULD GRAB TOM RIDGE, JUMP IN A HELICOPTER, AND FLY OUT TO SEE "LITTLE OL'ME" IN JULY 1999? 6. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT BUSH WOULD SET UP A DENTAL VISIT WITH THE KGB STAFFER THAT WAS "MOONLIGHTING" AT PITT, AND WOULD BRAG ABOUT THE OUTCOME JUST DAYS LATER? 7. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT JUST DAYS LATER, THE WATER COMPANY WOULD SUDDENLY REMEMBER THAT I "OWED" OVER $1,700, (I ACTUALLY DIDN'T OWE THAT AMOUNT, BUT IT WAS AN AMOUNT MEANT TO INCITE ME START MY DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S CAMPAIGN) 8. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT THE WOMAN THAT I LOVED AND TRUSTED WOULD FILE FALSE CHARGES OF PHYSICAL ABUSE AGAINST MY 4 1/2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, BUT STILL HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF DOING IT? (NOW COUPLE THAT ONE WITH THE FACT THAT I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT UNTIL ALMOST TWO YEARS LATER!) 9. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT THE MEDIA WOULD REFUSE TO COVER THE STORY, AND BLACK ORGANIZATIONS WOULD TELL ME THAT THEY "WEREN'T ALLOWED" TO GET INVOLVED. (AND COULD ONLY READ PREPARED COMMENTS WHEN COPS WENT ON THAT KILLING SPREE JUST HOURS AFTER THE ELECTION) 10. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF BUSH GRABBING RIDGE AND TAKING HIM TO THE DEMOCRATIC "ALIQUIPPA, PA; WHERE MY FAMILY IS? (APRIL 3, 2000) 11. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT I WOULD LEAVE MY HOUSE FOR A FEW HOURS AND RETURN AND SEE THAT POISON WAS PLACED IN MY WATER LINE AND A KEROSENE HEATER DOOR THAT WAS ALWAYS LEFT OPEN WAS SUDDENLY SHUT TIGHT? (AND ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT CLINTON THOUGHT HE WOULD SIGN THAT BACKSTAB BUSH "NO POISON IN THE WATER" LEGISLATION) 12. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF BUSH GETTING McCAIN TO MEET HIM IN PITTSBURGH, BECAUSE OF "SCHEDULING" YADA-YADA'S? 13. WHY WAS THERE A DEATH THREAT CALLED IN AGAINST JESSE JACKSON, WHEN HE WAS SPEAKING AT A UNION MEETING HERE IN PITTSBURGH, THAT HAD HILLARY CLINTON AND...AL GORE SPEAKING THE VERY NEXT DAY?! (DO THE RESEARCH, BECAUSE IF I HAD WALKED INTO THAT "SECRET SEVICE SET-UP"...HMMMM! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT IT WAS CONNECETED TO THE FACT THAT I LET THEM KNOW THAT I WAS GOING TO SEE IF AL GORE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT A "SLEEZE-BAG" HE WAS RUNNING AGAINST?! DAMN, I WISH 6whitney.homestead.com WAS STILL ACTIVE!!) 14. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT WHEN I TELL CLINTON THAT IF HE ISOLATES BUSH AND BUSH AND DROPS THE INFO ON THEM, THEY WOULD "LOOK LIKE THEY HAD SEEN A GHOST"; THEN THE MEDIA REPORTS "AN ARGUEMENT BETWEEN THE BUSH CREW AND CLINTON"...JUST LIKE I TOLD HIM?! 15. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT WHEN JANET DROPPED ALL INVESTIGATIONS, BUSH WAS SUDDENLY ON THE "HUMBLE, HIGH ROAD", AND WAS SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE "USED AGAINST HIM" BY CLINTON? 16. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT BUSH AND CLINTON SUDDENLY BECAME FRIENDS, BUT NOT BUSH AND GORE?! LINK HERE FOR NEXT PAGE |