PAGE 49 OCTOBER 8, 2002 WELCOME BACK!! "WELL, I TOLD YOU..." I KNOW YOU ALL LOOKED AT THE GROUNDBREAKING NEW EVIDENCE THAT THEY REHASHED AND SERVED UP LAST NIGHT.  SO LIKE I PROMISED, HERE'S THE "OTHER SIDE" OF THE SPEECH, AND HOW IT'S ABOUT TO BE USED AGAINST US. BUT FIRST:  WHERE'S CHENEY...RUMSFELD...AND RIDGE?!  I HOPE THEY AIN'T GOT BIT BY THE SNAKES THAT THEY CHOSE TO PROTECT!!  I HEAR THOSE "SNAKEBITES" ARE FATAL... 1. IRAQ TERRORIZES IT'S OWN PEOPLE (SEPT 11th QUALIFIES AS TERROR DOESN'T IT?  AND AS WE KNOW, BUSH WAS THE MASTERMIND) 2. MURDEROUS TYRANT (DAMN...DON'T GO THERE!!) 3. HOLDS HOSTILITY TOWARDS AMERICA (AS OPPOSED TO HIS HIDING IN FLORIDA WHILE PLANES CRAHED INTO AMERICA.  IF THAT'S LOVE...) 4. 30,000 LITRES OF ANTHRAX (BUT THE NEWSPAPERS REPORTED THAT THE ANTHRAX WAS TRACED BACK TO TEXAS A&M) 5. ORDERED GAS ATTACKS (I KNEW THEY WOULD GET THAT ONE OUT.  MORE ON THAT LATER) 6. IRAQ HAS "OPERATIVES" THAT... (AS OPPOSED TO THE THOUSANDS OF KGB SPIES THAT HAVE BEEN INFILTRATING THIS COUNTRY FOR OVER 15 YEARS) 7. IRAQ AND "AL KYDA" HAS COMMON ENEMY, AMERICA (BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO RECOGNIZES THE FACT THAT BUSH IS THEIR COMMON FRIEND) 8. THEY GLEEFULLY CELEBRATED SEPT 11th (SO DID BUSH!!  THAT'S WHAT TIPPED OFF HIS INVOLVEMENT.  JUST ASK TOM RIDGE...IF HE AIN'T ALREADY DEAD) 9. DETRACT FROM THE "WAR ON TERROR" (PART OF CHENEY'S PROBLEM WITH ME IS THE FACT THAT I EXPOSED THE "REAL" WAR ON TERROR) 10. WE DON'T KNOW...SO LET'S KILL HIM (I'M NOT SURE IF BUSH WAS REFERING TO SADDAM...OR CHENEY) 11. WHY NOW? (BECAUSE THEY NEED A COVER-UP) 12. HE USED RUMSFELD'S "SMOKING GUN" LINE (WHICH IS WHY I'M WONDERING IF THEY ALREADY POPPED HIM WITH THAT "GUN") 13. BUGGED ROOMS AND FORGED DOCUMENTS (WHAT DO YOU CALL WHAT THEY DID INSIDE MY HOUSE, AND THE FALSE ABUSE CHARGES THEY HAD FILED) 14. UNITED NATIONS RESOLUTION GIVING INTERVIEWS OUTSIDE IRAQ...WITH ALL THE FAMILY NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE (JUST LET ME INTERVIEW KAREN HUGHES) 15. MANY COUNTRIES WANT THIS (WHO?!?!  ONLY THE PUPPET COUNTRIES THAT PUTIN IS TELLING WHAT TO SAY) 16. NO PEACE WITH A DICTATOR (DAMN, EVEN I DIDN'T THINK HE'D BE SO STUPID AS TO TRY AND USE THAT ONE.  WE AIN'T HAD PEACE SINCE...) 17. NOT ONE AMERICAN LIFE (AFTER THE THOUSANDS ON SEPT 11th, DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S HAD ENOUGH?!) 18. IRAQ USES BLACKMAIL (TOM RIDGE IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW BUSH USED BLACKMAIL TO QUIET PEOPLE.  MORE ON THAT LATER) 19. WE SHOULD REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR (YET, AS THE CAMERA SCANNED THE CROWD, THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE READY TO SHIT ON THEMSELVES) 20. BRUTAL AND LAWLESS (AS OPPOSED TO THE "WARM FUZZIES" OF SEPT 11th) 21. MURDER OF FAMILY MEMBERS AS INTIMIDATION (BUT HE LEFT HIS OWN WIFE AT THE WHITEHOUSE WHEN HE HID IN FLORIDA THOSE TWO DAYS) 22. PROSPERITY IN OUR TIMES (HE'S DONE EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO WRECK THIS ECONOMY.  AND WHEN YOU SEE HOW HIS FRIENDS IN THE RUSSIAN MOB ARE PULLING THE STRINGS IN THE WEST COAST DOCK WORKERS STRIKE...MAYBE THEN YOU'LL WAKE UP TO WHAT A "OVER 15 YEARS" ADVANTAGE CAN DO FOR YOU.  WE'LL YEARN FOR THE "GOOD-'OL-DAYS" WHEN THE MAFIA WAS IN CHARGE. AND WHY SO MANY AMERICANS CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THINGS IN THIS COUNTRY ARE SO SCREWED UP...HMMMM!
	OK, AS OF RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO WORK UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT TOM RIDGE IS DEAD.  I ALWAYS WARNED HIM THAT HE WAS "EXPENDABLE" TO THEM, AND THUS WOULD BE THE "FALL GUY".  WETHER HE'S ALIVE OR NOT...HERE GOES: TUESDAY SEPT 29, 1998 THERE WAS A GAS LEAK HERE IN PITTSBURGH THAT SICKENED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, AND FORCED THE EVACUATION OF DOWNTOWN.  BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN, AND SUSPECTING AN "INSIDE JOB", I ACCUSED TOM RIDGE.  HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN TOWN FOR A GROUNDBREAKING CEREMONY FOR THE BASEBALL STADIUM.  AND I WAS GOING TO "CRASH THE PARTY" WITH MY USUAL FLAIR.  I LEFT THE HOUSE TO LEAVE, BUT HAD TO STOP IN MY OFFICE (A SMALLCAMPER ON MY PROPERTY) FOR SOMETHING.  I WAS GOING TO BE A FEW MINUTES, SO I TURNED ON THE RADIO.  IN ABOUT 5 OR 10 MINUTES KDKA RADIO BROKE INTO THEIR REGULAR PROGRAMMING WITH THE NEWS FLASH: "SOMEONE HAS PURGED A GAS LINE IN THE STRIP DISTRICT" (JUST OUTSIDE OF DOWNTOWN) IT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION, BECAUSE IT BLOCKED MY ACCESS TO THE CEREMONY.  THEY WERE CALLING FOR THE IMMEDIATE EVACUATION OF DOWNTOWN, WHICH STOPPED MY PLANS TOTALLY.  I WENT BACK INTO THE HOUSE TO SEE WHAT WAS ON TV, AND YOU HAD TWO DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THINGS.  ON THE ONE HAND, YOU HAD KDKA WITH ALL OF THE FACTS.  THEN YOU HAD THE OTHER STATIONS WHO WERE "IN THE DARK" AS TO WHAT WAS GOING ON.  THEY WERE SCRAMBLING AROUND TRYING TO INTERVIEW ANYONE WHO MIGHT LINK HERE FOR NEXT PAGE