WARNING!
	If you are under 18, it is illegal to enter this site. Not because it has boobies or any shit like that, just because you're too dumb to get the jokes. This stuff was written by an under 18 year old, namely myself, but you don't hear me bitching about the deliberate implication above that young people are stupid. That's because I'm the most intelligent person I know, so I allow myself to look at the articles I've written, safe in the knowledge that I'm smart enough to understand all the witty humour. Man I rule. Anyway kids, I'm not an ageist, you were just the first group that sprung to mind. You also shouldn't enter this site if you are homophobic, racist, mentally vapid, ignorant, violent, sexist or moronic. So basically, if you're a BNP supporter. Furthermore, I'm banning the following groups of people: preachy sXe kids, feminists, people that use alternating capital letters, pro-Bush Americans, priests, that guy from the Esure adverts, teenagers that "randomly" talk about cheese all the time, goths, politicians, anyone that dislikes Iron Maiden, people that type exclamation marks one by one out of enthusiasm and end up with numbers at the end!!!!11 If you are cool enough to belong to none of the aforementioned groups, click 'Enter'. If you're a dumbass, click 'Exit' and you'll be redirected to something better suited to you.
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