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Welcome to our site. It is a pleasure to have you here with us to enjoy our passion with the sport of Paintball. We are more of a club than a team. Our group is comprised of players with a combined experience of over ten thousand years. Okay...maybe I exaggerate, but I know it's better than forty years. My call sign is Goldfinger, and I will be your host until I get shot out, and some other Geeze takes my position. I promise to make an effort to update and improve upon this little slice of the internet until it expands exponentially to fill every computer everywhere. Or perhaps only the 15 MB or so I'm allowed. We'll have to see if there's enough to fill that, first. The links below lead to some personal history relating to paintball, accounts from the games we've attended in the past, and what we hope to do about all the games scheduled for this year. |
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Statler and Waldorf. Heroes. Mascots. Geezers. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
An Autococker. My favorite marker. I will replace this stolen image asap. |
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Most of the week, the typical geezer could pass unobtrusively as your average Muppet, er, business person, but on any given Sunday... The threat to the other team is real. Eight of us have been known overwhelm a heavily defended area and immediatlly set up a small quiet lounge area equippted with a wet bar and a Jacuzzi. Take no prisoners. My napkin seems to be splattered. If you would be so kind, would you please pass me the wheat crackers and the dip? |
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The obligatory DISCLAIMER: Paintball as a recreational sport is a great team-building activity and a good workout.. The sport of paintball has been getting some bad press due to misuse of markers and the resemblence of paint markers to firearms. When this sport is played safely and positively you can have a really good experience with other like-minded, responsible persons. In paintball over the years I have met some really great men and women. I strive to show this sport is this positive light. This can be difficult if an irresponsible person gives the sport a bad name with aggressive or mean-spirited behavior, or a thoughtless act of violence or vandalism. A criminal is a criminal whether destroying or defacing property, or hurting someone with a stick or a paintball marker. Paintball Markers are NOT TOYS and should never be treated as such. A Paintball Marker launches a dye filled gelatin capsule at a velocity which could exceed 280 feet per second using a short burst of compressed air or carbon-dioxide. This paintball capsule can easily cause serious damage to soft tissues of an animal or person at close range. Never point a marker at anyone who isn't (a) participating during a supervised paintball game, and (b) wearing approved paintball goggles. Always wear Goggles approved for this activity on a playing field or viewing a tournament. PLAY SAFE. PLAY SMART. |
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We work hard to make your day enjoyable at FOX-4 Paintball. Now self-equipt players can bring yer own paint!!.... WWW.Fox4paintball.com |
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"Deep inside every older person you meet is a teenager wondering, 'What the Hell happened?'." |