A short bio, festered up and served au jus by
Gary Boys a.k.a. "Geeze"
HAIL TO THE GEEZERS!!
(Doesn't matter, we'll play in hail, snow, blazing sun…..)
In honor of GEEZERS not being able to process thoughts very fast,
I have typed this biography very slow so they could understand it.
Age 46, turning 47 soon, feel like 21, humor of a second grader
Five years ago (six if you are reading this next year) I entered the hallowed world of paintball. Played with a rental Stingray, which by the way performed quite well, came home and started harvesting all the data I could about paintball markers. I'm an extreme engineer with voracious appetite to disassemble objects, bitch about the design, spec out and create precision custom parts my way. More about that later (if I don't forget, age = stagnant thinktank)
First marker - Tippman Carbine Original release
Modifications - 14" BOA barrel, 0.688 bore, redesigned custom bolt, front reg system set to 750psi, redesigned trigger / sear / hammer system, custom rear velocity adjustment, re-sprung valve system, polished receiver internals, hoague grips, SS hammer knob.
NOTE: Highly recommend Tippman (98, pro-carbine, pro-lite, etc.) as first marker for anyone. You can't go wrong. They work no matter what. Great company based in the U.S.A.!
Next marker - AUTOCOCKER STO "Sweetie"
This unit started out as a beautiful STO and went uphill ever since. There is not a nook or cranny that I have not been in and tweeked, redesigned, polished or otherwise modified. She is basic black and chrome and has an attitude that makes the Everready bunny look like a slouch! This marker rips, everyday, all day. Talk to the "pros" and others that have been up against her. She gets her gas from a 68CC / 4500 Air America system and an Air America SS front regulator set-up to deliver precisely 385psi to the SS Rat II valve. The hammer, lug, and sear are all custom designs of mine. The trigger is a 316SS jewel. To drive the point home, I need only thirty thousandths of an inch of lug extension to reliably mate with the sear and never miss a beat. The bolt is also my design and is known as the Cardiac II. Nothing more gas efficient, nothing more accurate, machined to 0.0005" tolerance. Available only from Friendly-Fire Paintball Supply, Grafton, MA. Multiple other modifications made but are classified.
Another World - Proud owner of a Sterling STP pump.
Rolls Royce quality all the way! Outfitted this rare black beauty with an ultra lite stock, mounted an Air america reg on the sight rail using scope mounts, power up with a 68CC / 4500 tank on a mini cradle. First kill with this gun was great. Guy with "super-gun" holding me down but made mistake to turn to dis me to his buddy by saying " Don't worry, it's only a pump". I moved to my right when he was orating his seniority, and when he resumed spraying the place where I had been, I placed a Marbilizer precisely onto the center of his goggles. As he walked by me I said " Hey Buddy, don't worry. It's only a pump!" Both got a good laugh, I keep a good memory.
Uniform - traditionally dark green pants, black shirt, JT Spectra all the way with clear thermal lenses, Redz 4 down 1 over pack, Magnum boots, Fox 4 Paintball Black cap worn reverse. Traditionally have red armband but have been yanked around betwixt teams so much that somedays I have to check color of band before each game prior to allowing "Sweetie" to plummet my adversary.
Gippers are also within my ranks, my two sons are avid players. Geezers are known to use Gippers as human shields during bouts of heavy incoming fire.
Geeze and Coz are the mayors of GEEZERVILLE*. We created it and keep it clean from invading squids and unwanted "Most-rons". Most-rons are more than morons and are despised by Geezers. To qualify as a Most-ron, you have to be only one of the following: a wiper, a whiner, a loudmouth, a unsafe player, a know-it-all, disrespectful to the sport, or steal something. You can be ignorant about the sport and not reach Most-ron status as long as you listen, try and play safe.
Geezers are good guys who will train you to be highly competitive and a top-notch player. After training and when you are feeling on top of the world, we will still hunt you down like a pack of dogs and baste you with copious amount of gelatin encapsulated schmoo. Geezers function using ESP (elevated senility & persistence). We can function as a highly trained squad, and are masters of lone-wolf tactics as well. The GEEZER PATROL is an elite group of characters who I am proud to associate with. I deem myself very fortunate to be a part of such camaraderie.
