Gemma's Boiling Cauldron of Woe

You've arrived : don't worry about wiping your feet - it's only mud and the carpet's rubbish anyway...

(By the way, thank you for visiting  - what good taste you have, and so did all the others who were NEVER SEEN AGAIN...)

MUWAHAHAhahahaaa......

So if you want to know a bit about 'me', it goes something a little like THIS :

"Unreality in matters intellectual speedily brings spiritual impotence in its train; the nemesis of insincerity is a creeping paralysis of doubt"

 I am loyal, friendly, flirty, bitchy & petty (sometimes) , impulsive but cautious, generous, often unreliable (I set new standards in this, so take note), sometimes lonely...

Depression sucks.

So does agoraphobia.

Psoriasis is worst.

My world is not always full of roses.

"buy me an ounce and i'll sell you a pound"

...as e e cummings once wrote, cos he was a poet, and in fact he is my favourite poet ever. Others I like are Anna Akhmatova, HD, Fleur Adcock and even Jewel, from which you can deduce that I am a RADICAL feminist, hippy pacifist, who likes a laff...

As Elinor Wylie wrote:

"I was, being human, born alone;
I am being woman, hard beset;
I live by squeezing from a stone
The little nourishment I get."

I want to marry her and have her babies, but she's kinda dead...

I love all known forms of sport and those not yet invented - I go running and enjoy kick boxing...but only so I can look after myself. I might go to an aerobics class next week (I only said "might"...).

I love American Football.  All my friends think I'm strange...

Vampirella is my heroine.  She isn't real.

I am intuitively drawn to feminine strength. Though I am learning that it is not always worthy of my admiration.

Hey boy, hey girl  - if you want to keep tabs on me, check out my Journal

1. I used to be deaf...but now I'm not...life is strange but meningitis sucks.

2. I'm a stereotypical Scorpio : brooding, magnetic and intense (yeah, right).  I'm a dreadful flirt and tease...but oh so unreliable.

3. I have the best sense of humour, and am the funniest person I know - except, possibly, for my mate Bikeyspice.

4. I collect Magic the Gathering Cards....or at least I used to.  

5. I like sniffing things - this is as close as I get to a fetish, which I think is a bit sad really, cos a lot of people I know seem to have some really interesting ones.

6. I'm an intellectual - yes, my favourite philosopher is Heidegger : he didn't read newspapers and NEITHER DO I.

7. I have got larger-than-average feet - and always wear sensible shoes and underwear. Always.  

8. I have a cat called Tog, who is his own person and refuses to conform to cat stereotypes.  If he doesn't, why do you?

9. I wear contact lenses, and am never seen in public wearing my specs, cos they are made out of milk-bottle bottoms. I am EXTREMELY short-sighted. The joke about the girl tripping over a cow was based on me.

10.  My Mum is a former Page 3 model.  And no, I won't tell you her name.  Ever.

Well, that's all for now folks, but I'll be back soon to try to do some of the more tricky stuff that I am temporarily clueless about. In the meantime I'm off to do something far more interesting.

Aren't YOU?

Here's a special message for all the guys who ask me if I cam...or ask if I'm horny...or ask if I do cyber...or ask if I wear thongs...call me babe...or hun...or...

Just so you know, I am NOT a Cam girl
(and yes I did use to be & yes I know there are still some cam grabs of me floating around cyberspace & no I really don't want to know where they are - the past is the past & today is today.  In the 60s women burned their bras as a symbol of liberation, I smashed my cam and have never regretted it!)

But if you REALLY have an urge to talk to me, you can try and catch me on Keen

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