Renton Name: Renton a.k.a. Rents, Mark Mum's little baby Sport: Suppository Diving Opponent: The worst toilet in Scotland Recipe for Success: Tomato soup, ten tins of; mushroom soup, eight tins of for consumption - cold; ice-cream, vanilla, one large tub of; Hobbies: Watching home movies, selling real estate Philosophy: "Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television." |
Begbie Name: Begbie, a.k.a. Francis, Franco Sport: Short distance crotch kick Opponent: All pub-visitors on the British Isle Recipe for Success: Ten pints of ale, four packs of cigarettes Hobbies: Committing armed robbery with toy guns, unwittingly charming transvesties. Philosophy: "No way should I poison my body with that shiite." |
Sick Boy Name: Sick Boy Sport: Reciting James Bond trivia Opponent: Sean Connery detractors worldwide Recipe for success: One air rifle with telescopic sights. Hobbies: Target shooting, pawning off British passports Philosophy: "At one point you've got it, then you lose it - then it's gone forever." |
Spud Name: Spud Sport: Laundry-room dash Opponent: Girlfriend's mother Recipe for success: One pink soiled sheet, one hangover Hobbies: Giving bad job interviews, doing hard time Philosophy: "Pleasure in other people's leisure.; Ayy?" |
Diane Name: Diane Sport: Double-fisted disco diss Opponent: Male species Recipe for success: One tight sequin dress, one flannel school girl uniform(optional) Hobbies: Seducing older men, singing New Order in the shower Philosophy: "Music's changing, even drugs are changing. You've got to find something new." Go to Next! Welcome to "Long heard days"... Have you seen Trainspotting? Read the book? Trainspotting is great! Here you'll find info on both the movie and the book, an assortment of pictures of Rents and the rest, some quotes, links and more. If you want to chat about Trainspotting or about this homepage,Email me! |