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| "I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not suppose to care, I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you." |
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| Too many times we stand aside and let the waters slip away. 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow has now become today. So don't u sit up on the shoreline and say you're satisfied. Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide... -Garth Brooks (The River) |
| "Shampoo is better. It goes on first and cleans the hair! Conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth! Oh really fool? Yes really! Stop looking at me swan!" |
| "Oh, I see what's going on here! Soooo sorry to interupt! Proceed." |
| "FISH... PONY... HIP... HIP-HOP... HIP-HOP-ANONYMOUS??? DAMN YOU, YOU GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES!" |
| "He called the shit poop!" |
| "Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance...me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine." |
| "It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin around here. I gotta send him back to the south pole!" |
| I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. |
| Dolphins! They think they're so cute! Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you! |
| Okay, class! Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves! That means you, Jimmy! |
| She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. |
| Me? I'm just honest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. |
| What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. |
| You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I! |
| Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker! |
| Off your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Well they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals. |
| As in the words of Porky pig, pi pi pi pi piss off Lou! |
| Ah, a boy. I don't work with the males, because I used to be one! |
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