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Okay, all these smurfs are green. And it took a lot of "chemical persuasion" and overtiredness to get Adrienne to do this for me, so you can all thank her. Thank you Adrienne...
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Erika Watson
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The Top 100 - from my show on WFCS fm radio
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Because shameless plugs are awesome, after you finish your business with my site, you must travel to my co-conspirator's personal page. Apparently she needs her space. I don't understand women...
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More shameless promotion on my part. Hever's live journal. Read it or she'll get Wilson on your ass, and trust me that hurts... (I need to organize this website, jeez)
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I said "Dance" bitches!
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 The Saga of Bloodninja! In Color!
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 Have a laugh at my expense and read a good Zodiac joke
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 And because I'm a guy and because I like women, I post for you this very small Eye Candy archive, ideal for straight guys or gay women or bi women or bi men or transexual women or men or female transvestites or sometimes male transvestites...ANYWAY! The point is it's beautiful women, grrr...Fuck you for judging me, bloody wankers
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And all of you remember, I'm only gonna tell you this once: Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...
The song American Girls provided with permission of Lisa's Counting Crows Shrine (yes, nearly free publicity). Go to Anna Begins.com or click on the picture below to listen to brand new Counting Crows music. You know you want to. Come on, just give it a chance. I'll be your best friend... Now if you don't like counting crows, you must die!!! Or be mortally wounded or something...
My little homage to a disaster. This picture is not doctored, but if you really believe it is, thank you. I'm not that computer savvy, so believing I could doctor a photogragh in this way makes me feel like you believe I am computer savvy. And that's all that really matters in the world; the acceptance of yourself by people you don't know, right?
this page last updated by someone on -Wed, December 22, 2004 (Just between you and me: for the reason that I have no life, this page is updated daily, I just never update the front page. But I must insist that if I do begin to have a life, I will update this site less and less, calculated accordingly with the amount of "life" i have...)-
You need to contact me and praise my infinite wisdom as your god, God now has e-mail. I took a while, and heaven had to get a lan connection, I wouldn't want it any other way. Anyway, praise me here. That is all.
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