What Would FishGod Do? |
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A question pondered by thousands of people each day; WWFGD? and in this forum, find out! You supply questions, and the Messiah himself along with his faithless Apostates will supply the answer. You can also reply to other's posts by simply emailing the WebMaster. |
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What the hell is FishGodism? -Ashley |
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FishGodism is a religion/ethical system revealed to me by the fishes. It revolves around the concept that in the beginning, the universe was nothing but tiny, infinitely happy and simple fish. As the fish got together and structured themselves into bricks, statues, people, tanks, etc, the world got decidedly less happy (in fairness to bricks and statues, it was mainly the people's and the tanks' fault). |
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What is the major point of FishGodism? |
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FishGodism is an entirely voluntary religion, and it's purpose is to make your little corner of the world simpler, and thus better. You follow its rules, you break things down into happy fish, bada bing bada boom, everybody's wins. |
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How many people are already involved in FishGodism? |
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This one's a toughie. Some True Believers have yet to purchase a holy text, while some have purchased holy texts and have inexplicably failed to convert (and that's not even getting into the vocal minority of Misguided Fanatics, such as certain Webmasters we all know). Put it all together, count each person once, and you get around 20. That's damned impressive for a cult about fish, if I do say so myself. |
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Won't you burn in hell for this? |
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Probably not, knock on wood. |
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Where can I get FishGod merchandise? |
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As of this writing, there's not much out there besides YHVH Cha Cha Cha itself; no clothing, camping gear, pre-branded livestock, etc. are available yet. For now your best bet is the Old School FishGodism method of 1) buying a copy of the holy text and 2) making a WWFGD bracelet from a younger sibling's beading set. For details on getting a copy of the newly updated YHVH Cha Cha Cha (2nd Edition), send an e-mail entitled "Pamphlet request" to goldencowshrine@yahoo.com. |
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How did this religion come about? |
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While talking with a few friends over some coffee, I received a revelation about the universe. I realized that I am the incarnation of FishGod, and that it is my lot to lead individuals into fishier lives by revealing the great truths of reality. Naturally, the first hurdle to clear was figuring out the great truths of reality. |
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